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You know what, I'm just going to say it: It's hard to meet new people. It is! I get the beginning part... the handshake, then you tell each other your names, but then what!? The peeps at Answerly have my back, though (and yours, too, if maybe you're a little socially awkward sometimes)!

Kristina knows what I'm talking about, and she made a video about it! She even knows how to talk to celebrities (it turns out drooling at them is a no-no, who knew?)!

Moving to college means moving away from your friends and family, but it also means meeting an entirely new group of friends. As a college student herself, Hayley can give you tips about talking to human beings!

And when you get really good at talking to people, like really, really good at talking to people, like, good enough that they want to have some sex with you, Joe can help you out with all of the sex business!

Hey! Look at you now. Who even remembers the weird loner you once were? Now you're an outgoing, popular, social butterfly! Life lesson: watching My Damn Channel makes you popular.

The Super Bowl is this Sunday and you know what that means!  Yup, that's right: it's time to party!  There's nothing better than gathering with your friends and watching some football while chowing down on some great food and drink.  And if you're having trouble planning your party, do not fret.  Here is a guide to throwing a Super Bowl party according to My Damn Channel.  Enjoy.

1) Coolio's Game Day Turkey - Ever since I made my first game day turkey for a Super Bowl party I refuse to watch the game without it (granted, last year was the first time I made one).  I'd like to personally thank Coolio for providing the internet and I with this amazing recipe, as well as the hilarious video that goes along with it.  

2) Horrible People - You see how these people throw a party?  It's just the way it should be done.  Murders, champagne toasts, backstabbing, potatoes, chochoholics - if you follow the Horrible People Party Method (H.P.P.M) than you will have an amazing party that people will be talking about for years!  If they're not dead that is!

3) Daily Grace - Grace is what I like to call a football expert - and you always want to have one of those at your party, just in case you or another guest doesn't understand something about the game.  I mean, take a look at this video.  If those aren't the words of a football expert than I don't know what is.

4) Daddy Knows Best - Steve Rannizzisi is the ultimate party animal.  I mean, just look at the way he gets down, both here and here.  Man, I would LOVE to party with that guy.  Hey, Steve, if you're reading this feel free to come to my Super Bowl party on Sunday - just tweet me: @DannyMoney.  We'll chat logistics.  Thanks, bro.

5) Answerly - YOU. MUST. HAVE. GUACOMOLE.  Without guacamole there simply is no party.  Trust me.  And trust Hayley. She shows you how to get down with guac like it ain't no thang.

6) OkayNate - Maybe you don't even LIKE football, but you're going to be at a Super Bowl party. What do you do? People watch! Just like Nate! (Just don't steal the remote and change it to the Puppy Bowl without telling anyone!)

So there you have it.  Watch these videos and you're on your way to an amazing Super Bowl party, or at least an Okay one. 

Yeah, I know, it's not the internet, it's TV, but soon enough it will be on the internet from the TV so I feel that I can talk about it here on this blog on My Damn Channel on the internet, and the thing I am talking about is Game of Desks, the Game of Thrones parody that'll premiere on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon tonight.  It looks like they're taking one of my favorite shows (Game of Thrones) and parodying it somehow!  Should be funny, especially since the man above, A.D. Miles, is head writer on Fallon.  A.D. wrote my favorite web series of all-time, Horrible People, which you can watch right now on My Damn Channel to tide you over until tonight.  Sounds like a plan, right?

Katie Akana is the set designer for My Damn Channel Live and the creator of the fantastic menagerie you will see behind Beth during our show!  She has worked on the IFC sketch comedy “Whitest Kids U Know,” MTV’s “Silent Library,” as well as the cult sensation “Fat Guy Stuck in the Internet.”

But enough of her credits… let’s get to some fun facts!

Katie is from Berkeley, CA.  She lives in New York and has (for an NYC resident) an extensive taxidermy collection that started as set props and turned into things she just really liked to collect.

She is the only woman she knows that can life a ¾-inch 4x8 sheet of plywood.

She has two cats—Hank and Buster—and both of their images are parts of the set (look for them!).

Finally, she got into prop and set making while doing sketch comedy with her group “Machio” (formerly “Ralph”).  Her cast member?  My Damn Channel’s own Mark Malkoff!

Do you guys remember how in Episode 3 of Horrible People  Carter distracts Michael and Margaret from looking for Danielle's body by steering the conversation toward all the amazing kinds of mashed potatoes one can make?

Well history repeated itself in NYC last week when an American Hero managed to diffuse a fight on a subway simply by snacking on some delicious potato chips.

Carter was using the power of the potato for evil, so it's nice to see someone use the potato for good in the real world of New York. 

Watch the video, and when you see a potato farmer today, thank him for what he's doing for America.

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Relax you guys, it's National Relaxation Day (whatever that means)! So sit back and relax and read my tips on how to sit back and relax:

1. Don't drink coffee. That shit makes you mad hyper (and I love it). Enjoy a different kind of Coffey.

2. Get a babysitter for the kids* and take some time for yourself to feel sexy.

3. Take a trip to a commune to enjoy nature and outdoorsy stuff.

4. Paint a picture. Art is a great way to let out all the pent up anger and stress.

5. Spend sometime spooning with the ones you love.

Do these things and relax today because tomorrow you're going to wake up and this (fake) holiday will be over and the weight of the world will continue to crush all your hopes and dreams! Have a great day!!!

*I'm sorry you have kids. That sucks.