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Welcome to another TVgasm Thursday, brought to you by…..finals week and also several long flights I was on. Important things are happening. Things you should know about. Namely renewals and cancellations for next season. The New Normal has (finally, thank god) been cancelled because, I assume, people got tired of looking at Andrew Rannells' perfect Ken Doll hair. Smash has also been cancelled because, I assume, people finally realized it didn't make sense. I love you Smash, but there's only so many times a character can go to a karaoke bar, like they have to do other stuff you know?

Also, Bill Hader is leaving SNL, and The Office is ending, and everything that I love is disappearing. Let's see what TVgasm has

This Week:

Do you remember how we talked about the ridiculous amount of money The Real Housewives make? Well now they're asking for more (naturally, because replacing your entire face every five years gets expensive!). On a related note, this country is in a recession, but more importantly who can blame The Countess for wanting a few more bucks?

On a much happier note, Arrested Development has released a trailer for their new season, and it doesn't disappoint ! They're also doing some really cool marketing stuff you should check out!

Macauly Culkin, what happened to you?! You used to be adorable and hilarious and now you're…..addicted to coke? He's a party monster, but like…an actual monster. The scary kind. I'll let TVgasm give you the gritty, blonde, slightly off putting details

Remember: You too can have perfect Andrew Rannells hair, but you'll probably have to sacrifice everything else in your life

Tweet me what the next Real Housewives vacation destination should be! @Sam_the_Stone (my vote is for the jungles of Madagascar)

Aside from having an abnormally difficult name to spell, Macaulay Culkin is best known for his role of Kevin McCallister in the John Hughes classic Home Alone. Child actors often fall off the map after they grow up, so I decided to investigate and see what Mr. Culkin has been up to since then.

Shortly after his breakout success he reprised his role as the precocious trouble maker in the underrated masterpiece Home Alone 2. He acted in a couple of other reasonably successful movies in the 90's including Richie Rich, My Girl and The Good Son but then suddenly stopped, essentially retiring from acting at age 14.

But he wasn't done stirring up headlines. In 1998 he shocked the world when he married actress Rachel Miner, both just the tender age of 18. Their love predictably didn't last and they seperated in 2000. After that he entered a five year old courtship with actress Mila Kunis which unfortunately also fizzled out.

He ran into some legal trouble in 2004 when he was put under arrest in Oklahoma City after being found in possesion of marijuana, Alprazolam and Clonazepam. He was let off with a slap on the wrist and a fine. Ever since then he has been dodging rumors of drug abuse from the media, which wasn't helped when he was seen getting sick against the wall of the Chateau Marmont.

But he was spotted out and about in New York City in August looking trim and healthy and decidedly NOT barfing on a wall, so maybe he's back on the right track. A a lifelong Culk-amaniac I sure hope so.

-Dean
@Petersoncinema

Chris Crocker's documentary, Me At The Zoo, premieres tonight on HBO!

Remember when he was on My Damn Channel LIVE last week to talk about it?

And remember how he answered the questions you tweeted at him? And remember how HBO wants you to use the hashtag #ILoveChrisCrocker or #IHateChrisCrocker whenever you tweet about the film?

Remember when you met him in the elevator and didn't want it to be awkwardly silent so you asked where he was from and he said "Tennessee" and you were all, "Oh, cool." Remember that? Remember?

This week on My Damn Channel LIVE:

Monday: Beth welcomes you back to your work week (sorry), so you'll tune in to watch since you'll need a break at 4pm ET anyway.

Tuesday: Justin Halpern, author/creator of "Sh*t My Dad Says".

Wednesday: Steve Rannazzisi, star of FX's The League AND our very own Daddy Knows Best. We plan to ask him how he really feels about babies in strip clubs.

Thursday: Daily Grace welcomes Chris Crocker, most infamous for being a Britney Spears stan, to the studio! He has done a lot of different projects since then, but we MIGHT still ask him about which waterproof mascara he wishes he wore in that video. UPDATE: Chris Crocker had to reschedule so he won't be on Thursday's show! But you still get Daily Grace so we know you'll be fine.

Friday: Beth Of The Week! Beth will recap the best parts of the week! We already predict this will be our favorite episode because it will mean that the work week is over. Not that we don't love all of you, we just love sleeping in on Saturdays more.