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Did you guys hear the great news? There is a live Wet Hot American Summer screening in Brooklyn TONIGHT!!! Do you live in Brooklyn? Do you live near Brooklyn? If not, do you have access to a private jet/helicopter to fly you to Brooklyn? That's a shame cause this shit is going to be OFF THE HOOK!!!

A lot of the same people who are in Wainy Days are in this movie. You know Wainy Days? Our hit web series that's also available on DVD right now! Loaded with extras, oh man, if you don't have that private jet/helicopter I suppose purchasing the DVD will do.

It was a three-day weekend. You might have missed some stuff. Here it is:

1. Inauguration Day! Barack Obama was sworn in for his second term as President of the United States of America. The best part was probably when Kelly Clarkson turned "My Country 'Tis of Thee" into a song that 14-year-olds will now want to use for their American Idol auditions, and Beyonce tried to make sure she didn't get left in Kelly Clarkson's dust by doing a superfluous vocal run during the National Anthem. Oh, I was the only one who considers all that a highlight? My bad.

2. Harbowl! Football happened this weekend. The penultimate games before the Super Bowl, when The San Francisco 49ers, coached by Jim Harbaugh, will play the Baltimore Ravens, coached by John Harbaugh. YES. BROTHERS. Blah blah blah, Jacob, Esau, sibling rivalry, daddy loves me more, blah. This is all just fodder while we wait with bated breath for the Beyoncé halftime show, which will be sponsored by Pepsi and feature "the world's FIRST crowdsourced halftime intro." Whatever that means. Congrats on using digital jargon that none of Beyoncé's fans care about, Pepsi. You could learn a lot from GQ...

3. GQ Magazine recently named Beyoncé the hottest woman of the 21st Century. That's saying a lot, since we're only 13 years into the century, but I guess we can give them a pass since it's hard to sell magazines in this day and age. That must also be why they released this video of their Beyoncé cover shoot, so that the good young people of the Internets can GIF her to their hearts' content. Because this is how we live now.

Tell me this story is stupid and you love Beyoncé as much as you love Daily Grace: @mariaalana.

(Image via Reuters)

Well done, guys. Well done.

I really loved that you turned this #EffieAnswers campaign that Elizabeth Banks is running on her website to promote The Hunger Games into an opportunity to get her to talk about the Wet Hot American Summer sequel... er... prequel.

Fridge humping is almost as good as that Peeta/Katniss cave scene, right?

Oh my GOD it's so hot. At least, that's according to most people on my Facebook newsfeed. To be honest, I've been sitting in my air conditioned apartment, watching TV and pretending I live in a place that's cold and where everyone is blonde and good-looking. (I'm looking at you Sweden.) As a side effect of my new life as a hermit, I've been able to catch up on the  summer shows I've been too busy to see when YES-- sometimes I DO have other things to do besides just watching TV. But TVgasm has been right there with me in my air-conditioned TV cave, and it's a good thing, too!

This week:

The Real Housewives of Orange County is now casting for the new season, so if you're an "outgoing, exciting, strong, self-confident woman" (insane, dramatic, belligerent, egomaniacal, robot) I guess this is your shot. TVgasm has the full casting notice, which is comedy gold.

TVgasm is making a new animated show called "MorninTime with Fred and Quinnifer." The full show isn't up yet, and I'm not sure Quinnifer is a real name, but nonetheles, the promo is posted and it's really funny. Go watch! (drinking game idea: drink every time Fred's eyebrows move... wait... that much drinking might kill you.)

Alright, I love the Real Housewives as much as the next guy (well, more probably), but sometimes there are just way too many shows to catch up on before the next season starts. Thankfully TVgasm has a recap of the entire seventh season in just two short minutes!

Remember: If you know reality TV trivia, it still counts as book learnin' and don't let anyone tell you different.

In honor of today's Golden Globe nominations and yesterday's release of the AskMen.com's list of the top 99 Most Desirable Women in the World, I'm going to make a top ten list of my most desirable Golden Globe nominees.  The only criteria is that I, DannyMoney, desire them in some way, shape, or form-- and not necessarily in a sexual way (but it CAN be!).

10) The Tiger from Life of Pi - Because I want a tiger.  Who DOESN'T want a tiger?  I desire a damned tiger immediately.

9) Joaquin Phoenix in The Master - I wouldn't mind crawling into Joaquin's character's head in The Master for a couple of hours.  The guy is so unbalanced I think it'd be like tripping on acid or PCP.  It seems so gnarly; I bet it would be one helluva ride - like riding the snake to Valhalla!  Plus, he has sex with a "sand castle woman," and that's on my bucket list already, so I could just kill two birds with one stone.

8) The 13th Amendment in Lincoln - Love this damned amendment.  It outlawed slavery!  What could possibly be more desirable than freedom?  To posses the 13th Amendment is to possess freedom itself!  Think about it!  Think of the caché!  I'd be rolling down the street with the 13th Amendment in my jeans.  "Oh, damn, Dan's looking really good today!" "Yeah man, he has FREEDOM in his pocket."  Game changer.

7) Girls - This is the life I need!  I just wanna go to warehouse parties in Brooklyn, have casual sex with beautiful people, go to impromptu weddings, get money from my parents, perform full-frontal nudity whenevs, enjoy a virtually instantaneous subway ride from Manhattan to Brooklyn, and drink and drug my way through life while simultaneously questioning my existence even though I'm only 25 years old.  Party!

6) Osama Bin Laden's head, Zero Dark Thirty - I haven't seen this movie, but I'm assuming the ending is Jessica Chastain holding up Osama Bin Laden's head.  Then again, I guess we got this in real life (America!) so I can cross this one off.

5) The world of Moonrise Kingdom - Saying I want to live in this world is basically saying I want to live inside Wes Anderson's mind.  What a cool imagination he has!  I wish the real world was more like a Wes Anderson movie: cool tunes always playing, Bill Murray hanging out everywhere you go, riding trains through India. That'd be so boss.  I bet Mark Malkoff wishes he lived in Wes Anderson's world - he and Bill Murray would have lunch every day.

4) Jennifer Lawrence in Silver Linings Playbook - Yes, I desire her.  Now, AskMen.com had her ranked as number one on their list, and  I can't agree with that as long as Bar Rafaeli is alive. Still, Lawrence's character in Silver Linings Playbook was pretty awesome.  She has so much spunk!  She dances her butt off!  But  I wanted to care for her character, too.  She'd had it rough.  I really wanted to be there for her so I guess what I really desire is….

3) To be Bradley Cooper's character in Silver Linings Playbook - Sure, the character is crazy, but who cares?!  He gets Jennifer Lawrence in that flick - and his dad is Robert DeNiro, AND he's friends with Chris Tucker.  Granted, he's a Philadelphia Eagles fan and that sucks (since I'm a New York Giants fan and, you know, a human with a soul), but I guess if I were Bradley Cooper's Silver Linings character, I wouldn't even know that the Eagles suck.  Basically, to quote Ace Ventura: "If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use YOUR body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!"

2) "On My Own" from Les Misérables - Hands down, this is one of the most moving songs of all-time.  I love it.  I listen to it daily.  The emotion is just so… coupled with the melody… the sentiment… the imagery… Oh, I can't take it!  Just cue it up!

1) Ben Affleck's beard in Argo - This is a perfect beard.  It's so subtle you don't even realize at first how balanced it is, how nuanced.  You see, Affleck knows the mustache is the commander of the beard.  He allows the mustache to command his beard, yet, like any good leader, the mustache knows it's only as good as the sum of its parts.  Therefore, the mustache sits back just a bit to let the rest of the beard get more attention.  Thus achieving balance and attaining perfection.  Watch out Whisker Wars: Affleck is in town.

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