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Happy TVgasm Tuesday/ 3rd night of Hanukkah/Finals Week/Week in preparation for a million Christmas specials on TV! What's that? You want to see country music stars try to dress nice for an awards show? That's so weird you would say that because the American Country Awards just happened, and here are some pictures! Formal note to male country music stars: you are at a damn awards show, and if women have to wear heels, you can wear something more dressy than black jeans. I'm talking to you, Keith Urban. You are a mess.

You know it's a slow news week when literally every news source talks about a fucking monkey in fucking Ikea. Regardless, go look at this monkey. It's wearing a coat. Like, a human coat, but it's a MONKEY!!!! IT'S AN ANIMAL WEARING PERSON CLOTHES, LIKE IT THINKS IT'S SOME KIND OF PERSON!!!! Let's see if TVgasm has anything that can top this monkey who is now more famous than I will ever be:

This Week:

Are you in the mood for some sass? That's crazy, me too! Let's go watch this Project Runway Recap together and eat cookie dough and braid each others hair and make friendship bracelets!

Wendy Williams needs to check herself before she wrecks herself, because she is on the road to getting assassinated by Beyoncé's secret police squad, also known as her backup dancers and Jay-Z. Click to see what she said about the Queen B.

Listen, I know you've been hearing a lot about Lindsay Lohan (mostly from me), but here's the thing: there is never too much news about Lindsay Lohan. Click to read the definitive "State of the Lohan" for yourself

Remember: Beyoncé knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone. That's why her riffs are so big, they're full of secrets. (Mean Girls? Anyone?)

Ok so I lied in my last post, TODAY is actually the last "TVgasm Tuesday" in July. Sorry I don't know how to use a calendar; I was raised to believe they were the work of the devil so I usually just kind of guess what day it is. Also, please stop sending me hate mail about it. I can't tell you how many rude letters I've received (because I was also raised to believe that counting was satan's armchair. I know the analogies were a little weak but I was only 5-years-old, you know?). However, the important thing to remember is that we have ONE more "TVgasm Tuesday" of July and it's happening RIGHT NOW. SEIZE THE DAY. 

This week:

In TVgasm's original animated series Mornin' Time, your favorite sassy Southern anchorwoman Quinnifer LeBah keeps you up to date on the latest fashion trends. Guess I have to go get myself some pencil skirts now.

Do you love dancing? Do you love stars? Do you love watching Joey Fatone try to pull off that weird goatee thing he's had forever? I'm assuming you love all of those things, and if so get excited, because Dancing With The Stars just announced the cast for next season. Go to TVgasm for the details!

Honestly, it's hard to watch most Bravo shows without getting a little catty with your friends, and TVgasm totally gets that. If you can't be with your own friends though, listen to Tvgasm's Watch What Crappens podcast for the latest news, and some added sass

Remember: If Joey Fatone can have the same beard for 47 years, you can wear the same pencil skirt for at least a week