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You have to guess which of these comments on our Facebook page is our favorite comment of the day.

As you know, Mark is trying to watch as many movies in one month on Netflix streaming as he can, and he needs movie suggestions! Today was "classic comedies." Tomorrow is documentaries. Friday is 80's day. What should he watch??? Remember: It can only be a movie available on Netflix streaming!

Jordan Carlos is our guest today on My Damn Channel LIVE! You probably remember him as one of Dan St. Germain's roommates in Kicking Dan Out.

What's that? You DO remember him? AND you know him from that MTV show "Guy Code" and that other MTV show "I Just Want My Pants Back?"

Well, here's a gold star for you, my friend. You are all up in Jordan Carlos's business, aren't you? You think you're soooooo special because you knew all of that. Well I have a fancy new tool called "Google" and now I know as much about it as you do. So there.

We'll just have to call a truce today during My Damn Channel LIVE when Jordan Carlos is Beth's guest. Unless we both tweet questions to him with the hashtag #MyDamnChannelLIVE and he answers only ONE of us during the show, because then a clear winner in this matter will emerge.

Duh.

It's another TVgasm Tuesday! Did you know Zach Braff is back and at it again? What a rascal! He started (and then like four days and 2 million dollars later successfully ended) a Kickstarter campaign for his new movie "Wish I Was Here". The film is a follow up to "Garden State", and by that I mean I will fall asleep watching it. In much more exciting news the Mad Men writers are working on a new show centered around NASA in the 60's, and, if they follow the hundreds of suggestions I've sent in, centered around Joan Harris and Adam West as Batman.

It's being reported that NBC has ordered what has been described (by me right now) as possibly the most terrifying gameshow concept ever called Million Second Quiz. I'll let you read the details yourself, but as I understand it, the show's premise is imprisoning people in a giant hourglass for 24 hours straight which is…..somehow legal. I've also heard that Fox has secured the rights to do a remake of "Guys and Dolls" so, aging gay men and my mom, rejoice! Let's see what TVgasm has

This Week:

Good news, no one! Martha Stewart is now on Match.com, so if doilies and veiled passive aggression is your thing, gird your loins because Martha Stewart is coming for you with a vengeance. 

Do you remember Tara Reid? She had a deep smoky voice that some have described as "grossers" and "yucky", and she was in Van Wilder and American Pie 1-19 and probably some other stuff, but I refuse to wikipedia it on principle. Anyways, she recently played the "do you know who I am" card, and it didn't turn out so well. Click for the full story!

Teen Mom Farrah has released a certain illicit tape. An illicit tape that is adult and illicit. (IT'S A NAKED TAPE. SHE RELEASED A NAKED TAPE). Click to get the all the illicit details. 

Remember: If NBC tries to kidnap you during the night to be on the new gameshow, don't try to be a hero

Tweet me lines from Martha Stewarts Match.com bio @Sam_the_stone

How do you guys feel about Five Guys Burgers and Fries?

Well, how do you guys feel about how Daym Drops feels about Five Guys Burgers and Fries?

And how do you guys feel about the fact that The Gregory Brothers songified (songify-ed?) the way Daym Drops feels about Five Guys Burgers and Fries?

ME, TOO, GUYS.

The Gregory Brothers are so great at songify-ing things. I'm gonna start making silly videos so that they can songify me and then I will be rich and famous and everyone will know my name!

PS: Get your own ideas for fame and fortune, internet, because this one's mine!

This morning after I finished reading USA Today and noticing that they listed My Damn Channel as some "Web TV To Watch" (thanks, USA Today!), I poured myself a fourth cup of coffee and began perusing headlines on the internet.

I found this article claiming that there's now an app for Skin Cancer Self-Examination!

Apparently, you can take a picture of a suspected lesion (wow, this really is not our normal subject matter), and the app gives instructions for monitoring changes so that you can go to your doctor with evidence that it's not just hypchondria!

And while this apps sounds interesting and has relatively easy-to-follow instructions, it reminded me of this video for Med Fax, an app that reads your symptoms just as easily... and there's only ONE direction to follow... watch.

Do you love reality TV as much as I do? Probably not, but if your obsession is anywhere close to my own, our friends at TVgasm have you covered. As the new summer lineup of reality shows premieres, TVgasm is here for you to ensure you don't miss anything... and we at My Damn Channel are going to double down on that by ensuring you don't miss anything from TVgasm!

This week:

They checked in with a few of your (and my) favorite celebrity chefs to talk about their summer reality series. And it gets SPICY. (Pun INTENDED.)

If you're more of a Real Housewives kind of person (and let's face it: who isn't?) check out TVgasm's ReDub videos of the RHOC for a more accurate reading of what the housewives are actually saying. (HINT: Not very much.)

Last-- and BEST-- TVgasm has the scoop on everyone's favorite Toddlers and Tiaras contestant Alana, better known as Honey Boo Boo Child. She has her own spinoff this summer! I won't give away the name, but it is by far my favorite part of the whole concept.

Remember: please watch reality television safely. Remember to bathe, eat and above all, yell at the tiny people inside your TV.