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Chris Crocker's documentary, Me At The Zoo, premieres tonight on HBO!

Remember when he was on My Damn Channel LIVE last week to talk about it?

And remember how he answered the questions you tweeted at him? And remember how HBO wants you to use the hashtag #ILoveChrisCrocker or #IHateChrisCrocker whenever you tweet about the film?

Remember when you met him in the elevator and didn't want it to be awkwardly silent so you asked where he was from and he said "Tennessee" and you were all, "Oh, cool." Remember that? Remember?

This week on My Damn Channel LIVE:

Monday: Beth welcomes you back to your work week (sorry), so you'll tune in to watch since you'll need a break at 4pm ET anyway.

Tuesday: Justin Halpern, author/creator of "Sh*t My Dad Says".

Wednesday: Steve Rannazzisi, star of FX's The League AND our very own Daddy Knows Best. We plan to ask him how he really feels about babies in strip clubs.

Thursday: Daily Grace welcomes Chris Crocker, most infamous for being a Britney Spears stan, to the studio! He has done a lot of different projects since then, but we MIGHT still ask him about which waterproof mascara he wishes he wore in that video. UPDATE: Chris Crocker had to reschedule so he won't be on Thursday's show! But you still get Daily Grace so we know you'll be fine.

Friday: Beth Of The Week! Beth will recap the best parts of the week! We already predict this will be our favorite episode because it will mean that the work week is over. Not that we don't love all of you, we just love sleeping in on Saturdays more.

Hello all!

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day which is the dumbest holiday of the year, yes dumber than Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day, but alas I have some advice for you. It's how to ask someone out!

Do you have a crush? Or maybe you're just hanging out in a bar and you spot a cute guy/girl? All the time people are like "blah blah blah, waaaaah, that person is cute but I don't know what to say" and then I slap them across the face and say "have some confidence!"

It's quite simple, actually, all you have to do is walk over to her/him and say the first thing that pops into your head. It's really that simple. Remember when you were in kindergarten and you were trying to make friends so you would just say random shit to other kids? It's kind of like that, except don't talk about stuff five-year-olds talk about… talk about stuff people your age talk about, unless you are actually five-years-old and reading this blog, in which case: congratulations on learning to read!

"But Chris, what if they reject me? What if they don't like me or think I'm weird?" you ask as I slap you across the face again. Who cares? Why would you want to spend any time with someone who doesn't want to spend time with you? It's their loss. Move on to the next one.

"But Chris, what if the next one rejects me, too?" you ask, as I slap you across the face for the third time. Your face must hurt now. How many times do I have to tell you? MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE. I try to talk to as many girls as I possibly can and I'd say I connect with 1 out of 10 girls I talk to. That's a lot of rejection, but does it bother me? Hell, no, it doesn't bother me! You know why? BECAUSE I'M A MAN and I'm the best and the only person who is missing out is the person who rejects me.

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Go out and talk to as many lonely guys/girls as you possibly can. You may meet the love of your life! You may have already been in the same room/subway car/grocery store/elevator as the love of your life but if you didn't say the simple word "hello" you'll never know.

Be confident. Be the best you that you can be. YOLO!

@MrChrisDonahue

Yesterday on Ellen, Britney Spears learned Gangnam from the master himself, Psy.

When Ellen commented that Britney's heels might not be appropriate for dancing, Psy replied that they perfectly captured the spirit of Gangnam:

"Dress classy; dance cheesy."

We're pretty sure that Grace and Beth and Nate got at least half of that right when they did their own Gangnam Style dance on a recent episode of My Damn Channel LIVE. I'll leave it up to you to decide which part that was.

@mariaalana

We're huge fans of Nerdist. And they're huge fans of Harry Shearer. So when our friend Harry Shearer was on the Nerdist podcast this weekend we kind of had a little moment.

Harry was on the show to promote his new album Can't Take A Hint, which, of course, we've talked about a lot because Harry's music videos live here on My Damn Channel.

We suggest listening to the podcast as soon as you get to work. Put your headphones in and start typing intently to make everyone think that you're serious about getting back to work after the long weekend.

Only you and I will know that you're IMing your friends trying to remember what happened after you passed out on that boat on Sunday.

It's that day of the week you guys. The day that I pick out the Dumb Holiday of the Week and today's holiday sure is dumb! It's Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day… Really? Really?

Did you know that each year enough Bubble Wrap is produced to stretch from the Earth to the Moon? Of course not because WHO CARES?!?

I realize that Bubble Wrap is a kind of cool, kind of important invention but there isn't anything else we could be celebrating instead? How about National Kazoo Day? At least kazoos make beautiful music. 

Is there a any holiday celebrating anything more stupid than bubble wrap or kazoos? Tweet at me and let me know @MrChrisDonahue