So Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank museum and wrote “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a Belieber,” in the museum's guest book.
This faux pas got me thinking: What current celebrities would past historical figures be fans of? Luckily, I am a seer and was able to bend time and ascertain who these five historical figures would have dug.
Abraham Lincoln - This is a no brainer. Lincoln obviously would've been a big fan of Louis CK, especially after watching that awesome Louie/Lincoln parody Louis did for SNL.
Julius Caesar - This Roman emperor would totally dig on Kanye West. Between the two of them, they're the cockiest mofos to ever walk on planet Earth. Julius would definitely connect with Kanye's braggadocio and swagger. Et tu, Taylor Swift? Et tu??
Gandhi - Bruce Willis. Yeah yeah, Gandhi was a famous pacifist, but he was a big fan of action movies - it is fiction, isn't it? Combine that with a little bald man solidarity, and I guarantee that Gandhi definitely would have loved A Good Day To Die Hard, even if nobody else did.
Albert Einstein - Kim Kardashian - just kidding. No one likes Kim Kardashian.
William Shakespeare - Tyler, the Creator, who is basically a modern day Shakespeare, crafting verse after verse of pure gold!
And there you have it! A completely useless list of stuff that isn't true! Gosh, I love the internet.