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According to this USA Today article, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby - born this weekend - is "beautiful."  I am now breathing a sigh of relief.  

(Just a quick aside, here are my all-time best births: 1) Kanye and Kim's child, and 2) God's son, Jesus.)

If you're into stories like the one above, then watch Pilot Season.  It's also about people dying to become famous even though they have not done anything to deserve it - but for the record, Kanye West rules.  No disrespect there.  His new album Yeezus - which leaked on Friday - is dope.  Check it LEGALLY when it comes out tomorrow. 

That's all!  Happy Monday!  Follow me on Twitter: @DannyMoney

Welcome to TVgasm WEDNESDAY WOAH WHAT A CRAZY WORLD! It's been a big week so make sure you're comfortable, maybe take your pants off whatever I'm not the cops. First and foremost Cher not only performed live onstage for the first time in years, but also wore the most ridiculous wig possible, and you sort of need to see it to understand. Have you guys heard about the Veronica Mars movie funded entirely via Kickstarter? It's happening. The casting announcement is up. It's now a real thing. If you were ever wondering what your favorite TV characters looked like while receiving oral sex (which I mean….you probably have right?) your prayers have now been answered. Side note: Does Don Draper EVER show emotion? I mean come on.

You should for sure read about these early casting considerations for your favorite shows. What if John Cusack was Walter White?! What if Al Gore had been elected?! These are the questions that keep me up at night. It's been a big week for Kanye too, let's not forget. He released his new album Yeezus, featuring God, and he released a new baby, featuring his wife, Kim. Let's see what TVgasm has

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Do you guys think Kim Kardashian will be a good mom? My guess is that she'll forget her baby in a Taco Bell, but maybe I'm just jumping to assumptions. It could just as easily be a Popeyes or something.

Big Brother 15 is coming all too soon, and you need to be prepared for it. Let TVgasm help you out!

Remember: It's not "abandoning" a child if you eventually find it in the Wendy's bathroom you forgot it in.

Tweet me about that time your parents lost you @Sam_the_stone

Dear Kim Kardashian,

Look what you've done. It isn't so much that the grandmas are shocked by your sex tape it's more that now someone has to explain to them who Ray J is.

Thanks, Modern Primate for bringing this serious issue to our attention.

It's another TVgasm Tuesday, and just in time, too! I mean for one thing, The Golden Globes happened, and Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were perf as expected. Bill Clinton showed up, so you know it was an awesome party. Justin Timberlake released a new song (from his album which will be dropping later this year) called Suit and Tie, and no one really knows how to feel about it. Finally, and this one may be the biggest deal of all, NBC leaked the first half episode of the new season of SMASH, you can watch it here, and then tell me what you think. Personally, I'm a big fan of Jennifer Hudson singing loudly AND Jeremy Jordan's arms, so overall I was pretty happy with it. Let's see if anything TVgasm has can top Jeremy Jordan's heart-melting arms...

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Did you see that kind of awkward moment at the Golden Globes where someone made fun of Taylor Swift, and she kind of looked like she was going to cry? What's that? Oh, just that she ALWAYS looks like she's going to cry? Maybe some advice from TVgasm could help her out.

The original pop-star trainwreck mess, Britney Spears, has some sad news to share, and unfortunately it is not that she's following in the steps of her diva nemesis LiLo by starring in a Lifetime movie. Click to find out what happened.

I'm sure you've heard a lot about the new Kardashian baby, but has anyone actually taken the time to interview the fetus to see what his (her?) opinion is on all of the controversy? TVgasm took the initiative, and found a way to get this baby to write a blog post. Check it out!

Remember: If Justin Timberlake forces you to listen to his new single in front of him, just smile and nod and tell him it sounds like he finally "found his voice" or something nonsensical like that. Singers love that.

Tweet me all your unruly opinions! @Sam_the_stone

Welcome to TVgasm Tuesday! I hope you're ready for a whirlwind of celebrity doings because I have approximately a million things to write about today. You know it's spring time when new releases start popping up every other day, so it was nice to see teaser trailers for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire and the second season of The Newsroom. It was also exciting to hear about BJ Novak's book deal. Did you know he starred on The Office while he was an executive producer for the show? Maybe his book will reveal how to be in nineteen places at once (evil twins? holograms? buy the book to find out!). 

If you didn't watch, the MTV Movie Awards took place on Sunday. Any excuse for an awards show, right? I'm not complaining (yes I am a little though actually). Rebel Wilson hosted, and the show had its fair share of awkward moments, namely the Aubrey Plaza/Will Ferrell stunt. Not to be outdone, Ke$ha and Snoop smoked some weed onstage, except Ke$ha looked like the evil queen from Snow White so it was a little bit disorienting for everyone. Let's see what TVgasm has

This Week:

Kim Kardashian is bugging out because she thinks she might have to talk about the parts of her show that might be fake for her upcoming divorce trial. This begs the question: will Kim have to talk about other…..parts……of her…….that are……..fake**.

There has been some drama happening on the Late Show with David Letterman of all places. First Lindsey showed up, so you know some shit went down. Then Charlie Sheen was on, talking about Lindsey behind her back. Weren't they just in a movie together?! XOXO Gossip Girl

There's something I've been wanting to ask for a while: Latoya Jackson, WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?! Who are you and what do you want from me?! TVgasm has the full investigation.

Remember: If you have to go to an awards show, but don't have any outfit ideas, go with your least favorite Disney villain! You can't miss!

**Her boobs. I was talking about her boobs specifically if you didn't get it.