, Posted on 1/22/2013 by
It's TVgasm Tuesday once again, and folks, you had better prepare yourself for some shocking news because this week was an emotional roller coaster. Beyoncé performed the SHIT out of the National Anthem (not shocking), but then it was revealed that she lip-synced (VERY SHOCKING). Regardless, I still love her, because who couldn't love this.
In VERY shocking news, someone must have finally created a time machine, since it is clearly the 90's again if New Kids on the Block, Boyz II Men, and 98 Degrees are all going on tour with each other. I'm personally excited for the return of universally unflattering pleated pants, the Clinton administration and everything else wonderful about the 90's. James Franco has signed on to do yet another project-- not shocking-- and it's about something I've never heard of-- again, not shocking-- but what IS shocking is that this confirms that Franco has somehow found a way to live without eating or sleeping. I'm not trying to imply anything, but let's just say he's either a demon, an alien, or some kind of time-traveling peacekeeper. Let's see what TVgasm has to surprise us with, shall we?
Did you guys know Betty White is 90 years old? I kind of just assumed that after the age of 55, celebrities revert back to their original state of skin cream and applause. Not Betty. She has a show on Fox and at the age of 90 she is still hotter than I am, somehow. In fact, she's almost 91 and Fox is throwing her a televised birthday special, so if you like jokes about old people and feeling vaguely concerned that someone's going to fall and break a hip... this is perfect for you!
By now you've probably heard about Lance Armstrong's doping scandal, but did you get a chance to see his interview with Oprah? Not to worry, TVgasm has your back. Click here to see the highlights from Oprah's interrogation.
I don't know if everyone's heard but… Justin Bieber's butt is on the Internet. I repeat the Biebs showed his ass, someone took a picture and now it's on the Internet. Now, I'm not going to stoop so low as to link you to the picture, but... well, yes, that's EXACTLY what I'm going to do. Click to see Justin Bieber's butt as well as some other (less naked but equally scandalous) news on TVgasm's Facebook Leftovers!
Remember: If it really is the 90's again, let's just be cool about the whole Lewinsky thing this time around ok?