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Please try to figure out a way to make this your own phone number (with the appropriate area code, natch!) so that you can put it on business cards and give it to girls at parties.

Reasons:
1. You'll never forget it.
2. No one else will ever forget it.
3. You'll make an impression!
4. If you ever wear sunglasses like this, your phone number will be just wacky enough to match!
5. Because this episode of "Product Displacement" was just weird enough that you want to pay homage to it forever.

Operators are standing by!*

(*Not really. Please don't.)

Damn.

I guess that's okay, since I work here and now I get to continue talking to all of you guys!

No, I'm kidding. You guys are great, but I really wanted to win.

Oh well. At least I don't work in an office like these guys.

Or maybe that would be more entertaining? What do you guys think? Does your cubicle make you crazy?

Are you aware that today's (fake) national holiday is Be An Angel Day? Well, it is! So be an angel (like Henry and Mike), and treat people with the respect and compassion they need.

For example:

How's life guys? Pretty lame, huh? You know what? It's never going to get any better. It's always going to be a roller coaster of good AND bad times, so deal with it. You know what you can do to make it better for yourself and everyone around you? BE AN ANGEL!!! 

Life Tip from Chris Donahue: Be An Angel Every Day!

VICE stopped by the studio a few weeks ago to film a day in the life of our very own Daily Grace.

Highlights include:

*Grace doing an impersonation of Cartman from South Park.
*Seeing how Grace's apartment is setup for vlogging.
*Seeing old Grace hairstyles.
*Reading the comments below the video and realizing that, "Oh thank god. Trolls troll everywhere not just on My Damn Channel! Phew!" (Ed. note: Oh, wait. That was probably just me thinking that.)

Life can be pretty hard to navigate - kind of like an RPG.  Sometimes there are a lot of obstacles - kind of like a turn based strategy game.  Any which way you slice it, life can sometimes feel like World 8 of Super Mario Bros. 3.

Is this making sense to you?  All of these video game allusions, are they ringing true?  Are they?  Will if they are, you might want to check out LIFE: A Gamer's Guide, a new series on My Damn Channel.  The show gives you tips on how to play the game of life, from a gamer's point of view.  Working out, the Twitter-verse, getting a job...Every Thursday you can see what advice gamers Adam and Jeremy (those two cool dudes in that picture above) can give you about life.

So watch the first episode now, and remember, every Thursday, LIFE: A Gamer's Guide. 

Today is Bill Murray's birthday.  The man, the legend - the person with whom Mark Malkoff wants to have dinner more than anyone else. He's one of the funniest people ever to walk the earth and his resume proves it: SNL, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Lost In Translation...the list goes on and on.

In honor of his birthday, I've compiled a Spotify playlist of songs from Bill Murray movies.  Luckily, Bill has worked with some directors who really know their music, like Wes Anderson, Jim Jarmusch, and Sofia Coppola, just to name a few.  So sit back and crank the tunes in celebration of one of our greatest national treasures, Bill Murray.

Here are the tunes broken down by film, chronologically:

1) "I'm Alright (Theme from Caddyshack)" - Kenny Loggins - from Caddyshack - The only movie theme a gopher dances to.  Carl Spackler is one of Murray's most iconic characters.

2) "Do Wah Diddy Diddy" - Manfred Mann - from Stripes - This all-time classic scene features an oldie from Manfredd Mann, a pop powerhouse of the 1960s.  A feel good tune!

3) "Ghostbusters" - Ray Parker, Jr. - from Ghostbusters - It doesn't matter that Huey Lewis & the News sued Parker because the song was too similar in structure to one of their songs.  I mean, who you gonna call?  Huey?  No.  Ghostbusters.

4) "I Got You Babe" - Sonny & Cher - from Groundhog Day - The song Murray wakes up to everyday-- the same day-- for an eternity.  But if you ask me, waking up to this song every day would be heaven: "I Got You Babe" is one of the greatest pop songs ever written.  It spent three weeks at #1 on the Billboard charts in 1965, selling more than a million copies.  That was when singles actually meant something.

5) "Showdown" - Electric Light Orchestra - from Kingpin - Two words: "comb over."

6) "Here Comes My Baby" - Cat Stevens/"Oh Yoko" - John Lennon - from Rushmore - Wes Anderson's breakthrough film garnered much buzz for Murray's performance as the rich Herman Blume.  "Oh Yoko" plays during a great bonding montage between Murray and Jason Schwarzman's character, Max Fischer.

7) "Police & Thieves" - The Clash/"Judy Is Punk" - The Ramones - from The Royal Tenenbaums - In Wes Anderson's New York city, punk is still king-- though "Police & Thieves" is a cover of a classic reggae anthem by Junior Marvin.

8) "(What's So Funny About) Peace, Love, & Understanding?" - Elvis Costello & the Attractions/"Just Like Honey" - Jesus & Mary Chain - from Lost In Translation - Bill Murray was nominated from a Best Actor Oscar based exclusively on his exuberant karaoke performance of the Nick Lowe penned "Peace, Love, & Understanding" in Sofia Coppola's minimalist masterpiece.

9) "Gut Feeling" - Devo/"Queen Bitch" - David Bowie - from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou - Murray stars as Zissou in my favorite Wes Anderson movie.  And Seu Jorge does these awesome Bowie covers, too.  In Portugese, even!

10) "Not If You Were The Last Dandy On Earth" - The Brian Jonestown Massacre - from Broken Flowers - Psychedelic.  

11) "Where Do You (Go To My Lovely)" - Peter Sarstedt/"Les Champs-Elysees" - Joe Dassin - from The Darjeeling Limited - I can't help feeling amazing during "Les Champs-Elysees" -- even though I can't understand a word of it.

I hope you enjoyed this playlist.  It's guaranteed to be a hit at any party!  But don't thank me, thank Bill Murray and the great taste of his amazing directors.  Now, watch this.