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Did you guys see those National Conventions and politics and stuff? ME NEITHER!

1. Ken Marino did an interview with splitsider about his lost roles over the years.

2. There's these new amazing rappers that rap about my favorite thing, FOOD! Oh yeah, and they're kids.

3. Uh, I might try to build a loft bed in my tiny, tiny room. Except I have absolutely no construction skills at all. Oh well, it'll probably be fine.

4. I'm not a super romantic type but now that Amy Poehler and Will Arnett anounced their divorce, I don't believe in love at all.

5. Comedian Rob Delaney (pictured, left) had some wonderful things to say on Conan, wonderfully funny.

Yesterday, I woke up at 5:30... in the evening. Gotta love the weekend! @MrChrisDonahue

You guys, Hurricane Sandy is going to hit New York City or something so guess what?! I get to work from home! Working from home is the best, here are a few reasons why:

1. I don't have to put on real pants! I can just hang around in my pajama pants, ALL DAY!

2. I'm writing this blog post… IN MY BED! I haven't even gotten out of my bed yet to be quite honest with you.

3. I don't have to pretend like I'm not watching The Walking Dead while I watch The Walking Dead… and work…

I hope you're all safe, seriously. I will be live tweeting live life and the live storm and growing out my hurricane beard (shown left). Tweet at me internet @MrChrisDonahue.

When I fall asleep I like to watch Conan, but when Mark Malkoff falls asleep at Kate Walsh's house they watch Private Practice, because OF COURSE THEY DO. So Kate Walsh makes Mark watch her own show with her, but it's okay! Because she's nice! She's so nice she lets Mark borrow a pair of her pajamas! (It's okay! Because they're MEN'S pajamas!) If Mark plays his cards right, maybe he can try on more of her clothes, or shoes, or whatever... but it's okay! Because Mark asked his wife for permission to sleep in the same bed as Kate Walsh! And Mark's wife said it was okay! But I would never have to ask permission from my wife to take a nap in the same bed as Kate Walsh, but it's okay! Because I don't have a wife!