The Night Feed
, Posted on 12/20/2012 by
The time is upon us! And I'm not talking about the end of the world this Friday or the possibility that the Giants might not make the playoffs this year. No, it's the time of year when you're kinda screwed if you haven't completed your holiday shopping!
"Oh no, DannyMoney, oh no! I haven't completed my holiday shopping yet! My life is in disarray! What to get Aunt Martha? What to give little Jimmy Lou? Oh what shall I get dear Uncle Oscar?" Please, please - be calm! I am here to help: simply visit the District Lines My Damn Channel merch store! There you can get a bevy of goodies like DailyGrace t-shirts and shot glasses, as well as McMayhem and Co-op of the Damned t-shirts.
Yes, those are all great gifts! Yes, I saved your Christmas! Yes, you should buy me a My Damn Channel classic tee as thanks for helping you not make a fool of yourself at the family Christmas party when you would have become hammered from the spiked egg nog, since your need to self-medicate would be fueled by a deep, dark depression that arrived just as your loved ones opened your gifts, which would have been nothing but used tissues and old hamster food.
So, go get some awesome merch! And follow me: @DannyMoney