There's been some commotion on the internet with the release of Spring Breakers, a new movie starring James Franco, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and several other pretty teenage girls I've never heard of. I'm not going to tell you to see this movie or not, but I'll give you a few highlights from the trailer and let you make an informed decision:
James Franco. Moustache.
Girls in bikinis shooting
Spring break forever
Oh what the hell I'll give you a bonus haiku:
Disney Channel stars,
How can you do this to me?!
Right in the childhood.
Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, feel free to tweet me your answers at @Sam_The_Stone