The Night Feed
, Posted on 8/21/2013 by
I know everyone's going to be saying the same thing about this, but it's true: science no longer has to do anything because they will never, ever top creating a beer that doesn't give you a hangover. You can read the article for all of the details about how it works and blah blah blah. The point is, no more hangovers. Now, this could mean the destruction of the entire human race, since everyone will just drink all the time extremely heavily since they don't have any fears about waking up the next morning in extreme pain, but I hope that doesn't happen. I hope everyone can be responsible, because, as was said to Spider-man by
the great French Enlightenment thinker Voltaire Uncle Ben, "With great power comes great responsibility," and I want everyone to think about this as we all consume what can only be described as the perfect beverage.
So goodbye, science. It was fun while it lasted, but we don't need you no more. You are free to go. Hydrating beer, hello, and welcome to the party!