, Posted on 4/26/2012 by
Our favorite comment of the day comes courtesy Mark Malkoff's YouTube Channel, where user "JeVa9XboXtag" (try saying THAT five times fast) thinks that Mark's current undertaking of trying to watch 250 movies on Netflix streaming in one month is "easy as shit."
To which we say:
Ever think to yourself, "Man, eating chocolate for the rest of my life would be pretty easy." Only, if you DID eat just chocolate for the rest of your life you would get sick of it after day three, maybe even sooner. And you wouldn't get the right nutrients so your muscles would atrophy and you skin would become pale; your eyes would take on a gray haze. Your brain would become foggy and you would get distracted easily, but be too sluggish to react to anything in a real, constructive way. Then your friends wouldn't want to hang out with pale, tired, sluggish, easily-distracted you. Your girlfriend would give you an ultimatum: "Eat some vegetables or I'm leaving!" But you're a man of your word and if you promised yourself that you would eat nothing but chocolate for the rest of your life then that's what you're going to do, dammit! And then it turns out that the rest of your life eating nothing but chocolate isn't very long anyway since you're malnourished and broke (you can't focus so you can't work) and lonely (your girlfriend's gone, dude). So now you're dead. And all because you thought eating chocolate forever would be "easy as shit."
So yeah, JeVa9XboXtag. There is such a thing as "too much of a good thing," man. RIP.