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Hey guys, it's June and for me that can mean only one thing: cute girls in skimpy clothing in New York City! HURRAY! Here are two girls I just happen to be in love with:

1. Garfunkel and Oates put out this awesome new video about the differences between being 29 and 31, respectively. I'm not anywhere near those ages yet (thank god I'm not old) but I don't care what age I am, because I would LOVE to see Garfunkel and Oates in June. (Or any other month.)

2. Speaking of women-- which I love to do--The Huffington Post just released a list of 18 funny women to follow on Twitter, including Retta and Sarah Silverman. Do you follow them?

3. How about Louis C.K., Jerry Seinfeld and Marc Maron-- do you follow them? Seinfeld will possibly (hopefully!) appear on an episode of Louie this season. That's great news, considering they already announced that Marc Maron will appear on an upcoming episode as well. Comedy Nerd Heaven!

4. Speaking of collaborations... do you guys like hip hop? How about Neutral Milk Hotel? How about when people mix two wonderful things together? Then you'll love "In My G4 Over Da Sea." You'll also probably love "special brownies" or maybe even the combination of eating special brownies while listening to "In My G4 Over Da Sea!" You might love EVERYTHING. In, fact, you'll love ALL THE THINGS.

5. Another thing you'll probably love is watching Beth and Grace "Be Serious for 30 Seconds," because Fred Armisen told them to.

Hope you're having a good weekend and you haven't had to eat anyone's face, heart or brain because that's just rude!

Were you guys at the My Damn Channel LIVE event at The Ace Hotel last night? It was epic. Those of us that braved the disgusting sludge-rain weather outside were treated to an evening of comedy, sick jams and an assortment of alcoholic beverages. Here were my favorite parts of the show.

1. We CRUSHED two world records, including the record for Most Whoopee Cushions Sat On In 30 Seconds Without Smiling Or Laughing which used to be held by College Humor's Jeff Rubin. Ball's in your court Jeff.

2. Our very own Shannon Coffey regaled us with a tale of how she got duped into wearing Depends adult diapers by her Mom in high school. If I had a dollar for every time I accidentally wore a diaper let's just say I'd be sitting pretty ;)

3. Dave Hill shredded his axe ALL. NIGHT. LONG.

4. The bathroom at The Ace had a sink and Dyson Air Blade hand dryer inside of the stall. INSIDE THE STALL.

5. Todd Barry riffed on the Brooklyn restaurant Flatbush Farm for about 15 minutes after he found out a girl in the front row was a waitress there. It was pretty hilarious and now I really want to grab dinner there. I hear the Duck Confit is to die for.

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1. Anne Hathaway got married! Wasn't she, like, sooooooo prettty? No, I don't know what that big thing on her head is. Yes, I know it's some kind of veil / headpiece / Beats By Dre headphone prototype, but it's still very pretty. Expect brides to start requesting this look when it's time to get "jacked up" on Say Yes To The Dress.

2. Hotel Transylvania won the box office this weekend! This is the biggest opening for an Adam Sandler movie in a long time. Of course, it's an animated film, so, maybe people are just trying to send Sandler a message about how they want to see him in future films: voice only.

3. Lindsay Lohan was the victim of a crime! That almost never happens! Usually Lindsay is the one in trouble! Unfortunately, all charges against this alleged perpetrator were dropped. Aw, damn. Still none for you, Lindsay Lohan.

4. Speaking of Lindsay Lohan, did you see the latest video from our friends at Barely Political? Our very own Grace Helbig and Beth Hoyt play Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes, respectively, who have teamed up to give the public some driving advice! And it's funny because irony!

5. Finally, today marks the beginning of Breast Cancer Awareness month! Are you a lady? Make sure you do your self-examination! Are you the one out of every three women who are too afraid to do the self-exam? Ask someone to help! I'm sure you will have lots of volunteers.