"Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters" comes out today, and to get you guys excited about it, I watched the trailer, and "wrote" a review of it. I don't know if it actually qualifies as writing a review if it's a total of seventeen syllables, but here we are.
There's so many guns!
Isn't this a kids' story?!
Please don't make me go.
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