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I don't know if you guys heard, but the world is over. Yup, pack up your things and then do nothing with the things you packed up because we'll all be dead! Here are a few things I'm going to miss:

My Parents: They're nice people. They feed me when I'm home and took care of me for years and years. They aren't as cool as… say… this dad, Steve, but, I mean, they're still pretty cool.

Mamrie Hart: My one true love. How I will miss her beautiful singing voice but hopefully we will meet again in HEAVEN!!!

Christmas: The fact that we don't get to celebrate Christmas this year or ever again is a real bummer.

Alcohol: It's a lot of fun to drink this stuff (because I am legal age and if you drink it you should be, too!) so I will miss it.

Kate Upton: Need I say more?

Tweet me your goodbyes internet and let's enjoy this last day! @MrChrisDonahue

Thanks, Mom!

Just kidding, you guys. That's not my mom... at least... I don't think it's my mom.

Don't know what mland003 is talking about? Better watch this, then.

Has your dad ever taken you to a strip club? Tell us in the comments-- unless you really ARE my mom.