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It's TVgasm Tuesday once again! I'm sorry to say it, but I think the end of TV is fast approaching. This is even more real than the 2008 Writers' Strike. Let me explain the seven signs of the TV apocalypse. 1. Glee has made it to five seasons (and is greenlit for a sixth). Who is still watching this besides four thirteen-year-old girls in a basement, Ryan Murphy and his harem of twinks? 2. "The Bible" is now being prepared for theatrical release. We have officially run out of movie ideas, and we've now turned to the Bible. Personally, I'm more excited for the sequel "The Bible 2: Jesus Returns" featuring Ke$ha as Jesus' love interest, and then the tagline will be "Jesus is back for vengeance…..with a vengeance" and then….you know what? Somebody get me Universal Studios on the phone.

Sign number 3: Justin Bieber is giving up his beloved pet monkey. Who'd have thought this totally practical and responsible pet and this young pragmatic boy wouldn't stay together forever? Sign number 4: Ben Affleck is living on $1.50 a day, "but why?! He's rich as shit?!" I know, it's an enigma. Although I would like to point out that I don't think it really qualifies as living on a buck fifty per day if you're staying in your multimillion dollar mansion, just this honest good-looking observers opinion. Let's see what TVgasm has for us

This Week:

Sign 5: Sweet, innocent, perfect, delightful Reese Witherspoon got in trouble with the coppers! Lindsey Lohan I can take, Amanda Bynes, ok whatever I wasn't crazy about her to begin with, but you can't take Reese Witherspoon from me.

Sign 6: It's finally happened, Ryan Lochte has started promoting his show "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?", revealing to the public his lack of mental prowess, and that "what he would do" is use the phrase "I'm a man at night and a man in the morning" five times in three minutes.

Sign 7: Remember when Bravo had decent shows like Top Chef? Well, I think they've officially come to what has to be rock bottom with "Princesses Long Island". Just the title alone is enough to make me not want to watch it/take a six hour shower.

Remember: Start preparing for the imminent TV apocalypse with your loved ones and your Netflix, and at all costs stay away from *GASP* books.

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I have been enjoying what Chris Menning has been doing with his current Modern Primate vlogs, talking about issues that matter, specifically gun control.  He's been saying some really interesting stuff, and whether you happen to agree with him or not, it's a great place to get a good debate going.

fivebyfivewhat  happens to be someone who agrees with Chris - on two matters: what he had to say in his 2nd Amendment vlog and also the decision to give his dog a "human" name.  Yes, Chrs's dog is named Nathan.  And he is adorable.  Check out past Modern Primate vlogs to see what Nathan is all about, and continue to watch because he usually makes an appearance.

Thanks again, fivebyfivewhat!  Brilliant!

First thought: "Don't."

Second thought: "Why?"

Third thought: "akdjfklajdflskdjgilsj."

Our friends at Slacktory have scoured Etsy to bring you 29 Sad Etsy Pets-- pets for whom Sarah McLachlan may not sing, but whose sad, sad eyes still make me really uncomfortable.

Read Slacktory every day, guys! It will make you angry/inspired/weirded out in a good way!