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Mark Malkoff is averaging 13.5 hours a day of watching Netflix movies.

That's about 4 baseball games a day.
That's over 4 showings of Titanic with or without 3D.
That's approximately 13 loads of laundry.
That's about 6 world-record pace marathons.
That's a flight to China from New York.

That's a heck of a lot of movie-watching.

Do you think he'll watch Star Wars for Star Wars Day?

You can find out by following him on Mashable! Mark's entire movie schedule today consists of movies suggested by Mashable readers! He's live-blogging the day chatting AT Mashable! Follow him all day and it'll be just like you're watching movies with him! Except you're not in his apartment.... which is good because if you WERE in his apartment it would be kind of creepy! Except for that time that Jason London watched Dazed And Confused with Mark, because that was pretty sweet.

Okay, so AMENDMENT: Chat with Mark for movie day on Mashable and it'll be just like watching movies with him, except not in his apartment which would be creepy, unless you're the star of one the movies he's watching because then that's super-awesome.

It's Thanksgiving, so it’s only right I share this list of the things I am thankful for this year. 

1)    Air – We all breathe it.  We need it to live.  I’ll come out and just say it: I love air!  It’s my favorite thing to breathe – I mean, other than nitrous, obviously.  Phish rules!

2)    The Written Word – I have been reading a ton lately!  It’s so much fun.  I was on the subway reading a book and the commute went by like THAT.  Dudes, check out some written words on pages.  Really fun to read things that are written.

3)    Space: The Final Frontier – I love the idea of the never ending void of Space, The Final Frontier.  Like, lol, what’s out there?  It inspires me to keep searching, both within myself and without.  Space…so gnarly, so big, so vast.  Haha, like, WHAT’S HAPPENING OUT THERE!?

4)    Peace – We need it.  All you need is love.  I am the walrus.  Goo goo ga joob.  Yesterday.  Help I need somebody.  Hey Jude.  I heard the news today oh boy I can’t get no satisfaction.  The 60s and peace – what an era!  What an inspiration.  I am thankful for peace in this world but we need more of it.  We need to BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE!

5)    Jesus – Duh.

6)    God – obvz.

7)    My mom and dad – Cool folks who raised me right.  Mom, Dad: I am thankful for thee.

8)    The Star Spangled Banner + peyote – such a sweet combo, I can’t get enough.  Really thankful for this buzz.

9)    My Hands – Let me ask you a question: Could I be writing this post without them?  The answer is no, so – BOOM! – automatic need to be thankful for them hands of mine, no?

10)  Cash.  Money, bro.  Straight up need it to live.  Money for days and twice on Sunday.  I love money.  Thank you for money.  

Well, there you go!  That’s what I am thankful for this year!  Now cute up the Spangled Banner song, son!

Happy Thanksgiving!

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The last time we saw Mark Malkoff, he had just finished his Netflix Challenge and had decided to take a little break to relax.  Now he's back with his newest show, The Bill Murray Show starring Mark Malkoff!  The goal is simple: to get Bill Murray to have dinner with Mark.

This is where our favorite comment comes in.  Since the beginning of Celebrity Sleepovers, user SimpleNameHere has been commenting on every Mark Malkoff video since.  The Bill Murray Show Starring Mark Malkoff is no exception. 

I just hope Bill Murray agrees to have dinner with Mark soon or else SimpleNameHere is going to be commenting for a VERY long time.

The IAWTV awards are Tuesday night and I just wanted to make sure all you little web junkies remember to watch it as it streams live!

We at My Damn Channel are honored to be nominated amongst so many talented web content creators.

Daily Grace, Beth Hoyt, and Mark Malkoff will all be in attendance along with our fearless leader, our Founder/CEO Rob Barnett!

Check out the IAWTV awards Tuesday night at 6pm PT at iawtvawards.org

UPDATE: Congratulations to Grace Helbig for winning TWO IAWTV Awards! Best Host (Taped) and Best Taped Hosted Series for Daily Grace!

Last week at VidCon, Mark Malkoff announced his newest project: The Bill Murray Show Starring Mark Malkoff.

Starting in August, Mark will host a weekly show featuring friends, fans and acquaintances of Bill Murray, as part of a quest to get Bill Murray himself to visit Mark and his wife for dinner at their Queens apartment.

Mark kicked off the project by having the VidCon audience call Bill Murray's phone number to say "Hi Bill!"

Read more about The Bill Murray Show Starring Mark Malkoff here, and look for it on My Damn Channel next month!

(Original image above via Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Images)

So, you want to meet Mark Malkoff, huh?  Well, you're in luck.  Just follow these four easy steps and voilà!  You've met Mark Malkoff. 

Step 1.  Create a Mark Malkoff hotline for people to call incase they have met him or know him.

Step 2.  Create a web show that focuses around Mark Malkoff. 

Step 3.  ????

Step 4.  Profit!!! 

Oh, you're talking about Bill Murray?  You've got me beat there...

Until tomorrow's comment,
Brandon
@ReasonToWrite