This is your My Damn Channel Public Service Announcement for the day: It's Free Cone Day at your local Ben & Jerry's.
Please note that you have eight whole hours in which to stand in line and get some free frozen goodness.
We advise you to stand in line at any time EXCEPT 4pm ET... because that's when you'll be watching the 10-minute show that is My Damn Channel LIVE. But other than that, go for it.
And maybe ask them if you can also get one to go so you can bring it to me at the My Damn Channel offices, okay? Because I'm chained to my desk, literally.*
*Not literally. Come on, you guys.