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When you first heard that Samuel L. Jackson was in an ad showcasing the iPhone 4S and Siri, you thought, "What a great mother f***ing idea."

Then when you saw the ad, you thought, "What a motherf***ing disappointment."

Well Slacktory makes it up to you by creating the Samuel L. Jackson iPhone ad you wanted to see in the first place.

And that's motherf***ing perfect, don't you think?

1. The NCAA laid the biggest smack down on Penn State that has ever been lain down on an athletic program. They have to give up all of their wins from 1998-2011, are banned from bowl games for four years AND they have to pay a $60 Million fine! Maybe Penn State can raise money by seeing if anyone wants to buy a statue?

2. Warner Bros. delayed releasing their weekend box office numbers for The Dark Knight Rises out of respect to the tragedy in Aurora, Colorado. (If you'd like to help the victims, survivors and the community, please click here.)

3. The Jackson family matriarch went missing! And then Randy said "NUH-UH she's not!" Then Michael's daughter Paris said "UH-HUH, she is!" Finally, Jermaine said "She's just in Arizona." And we all said, "Oh."

4. The International AIDS Conference begins this week in Washington, D.C., in the United States for the first time in over 22 years, because HIV-positive travelers were banned from entering the country until 2010.

5. The Teen Choice Awards happened! Zac Efron won a surfboard. Twilight won a surfboard. Except for The Hunger Games, it feels like the same people have been winning surfboards since 2006. In related news, all adults within a mile radius of the event are now deaf.

(photo via AP Photo/Centre Daily Times, Christopher Weddle)

Prior to today's Daily Grace episode, only a few people in the world knew that Daily Grace's videos go up on My Damn Channel before YouTube.

It was an "exclusive club." You know, the kind with no sign out front and an unlisted phone number? Except, you know, we had a website...that you could find and just visit...WHENEVER YOU WANT...because we WANT you as a member.

Now come behind this velvet rope and make a Daily Grace animate GIF before everyone else, okay?

Welcome to TVgasm Tuesday! I hope you're ready for a whirlwind of celebrity doings because I have approximately a million things to write about today. You know it's spring time when new releases start popping up every other day, so it was nice to see teaser trailers for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire and the second season of The Newsroom. It was also exciting to hear about BJ Novak's book deal. Did you know he starred on The Office while he was an executive producer for the show? Maybe his book will reveal how to be in nineteen places at once (evil twins? holograms? buy the book to find out!). 

If you didn't watch, the MTV Movie Awards took place on Sunday. Any excuse for an awards show, right? I'm not complaining (yes I am a little though actually). Rebel Wilson hosted, and the show had its fair share of awkward moments, namely the Aubrey Plaza/Will Ferrell stunt. Not to be outdone, Ke$ha and Snoop smoked some weed onstage, except Ke$ha looked like the evil queen from Snow White so it was a little bit disorienting for everyone. Let's see what TVgasm has

This Week:

Kim Kardashian is bugging out because she thinks she might have to talk about the parts of her show that might be fake for her upcoming divorce trial. This begs the question: will Kim have to talk about other…..parts……of her…….that are……..fake**.

There has been some drama happening on the Late Show with David Letterman of all places. First Lindsey showed up, so you know some shit went down. Then Charlie Sheen was on, talking about Lindsey behind her back. Weren't they just in a movie together?! XOXO Gossip Girl

There's something I've been wanting to ask for a while: Latoya Jackson, WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?! Who are you and what do you want from me?! TVgasm has the full investigation.

Remember: If you have to go to an awards show, but don't have any outfit ideas, go with your least favorite Disney villain! You can't miss!

**Her boobs. I was talking about her boobs specifically if you didn't get it.