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It's another TVgasm Tuesday, and did you guys know that the Grammys are a thing!? They are, go check them out. Also, Beyoncé did another interview with Vogue just to make sure everyone knows that she's flawless, which you should watch obviously. If these both didn't make you happy, the newly announced Netflix-Dreamworks animation series should at least make you giggle a little bit to yourself. Dreamworks never disappoints. Overall, I'd say it's been a solid week. Let's see what TVgasm has...

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Did you guys catch SNL last Saturday? Go check out their latest Bravo parody shows, and lets all countdown the days until Bravo actually starts taping The Real Houseplants of Beverly Hills.

It's getting to be that dreaded time of the year: Valentine's Day. Luckily, TVgasm has the rundown on celebrity relationships to distract you from your crippling loneliness and self-loathing. Thanks, TVgasm!

Amanda Bynes, look at your life. Look at your choices. Before you try to start twitter beef, try to remember that you're an adult (probably). Check out TVgasm for the entire story.

Remember: If you don't have anyone this Valentine's Day, try to forget about how terribly alone you are, and eat some chocolate your mom bought you.

@Sam_The_Stone

IT'S CHRISTMAS, or I mean, basically. It's also TVgasm Tuesday, and since this is the last Tuesday before Christmas, I'm gonna give you enough TV news to tide you over for two whole weeks instead of just one.

We had one and a half finales this week: How I Met Your Mother had its two-part midseason finale, which somehow managed to answer questions without actually answering them, AND after six well-dressed seasons of emotional glaring, Gossip Girl had her series finale, finishing up with $3000 lace handkerchiefs and a surprise twist.

Also, when I think of "comedy," I totally think of Barbra Streisand yelling at Seth Rogen for several hours in a car, so when I heard about their new movie I thought "Oh of course, somebody finally made this, just in time for the world to end!" Let's face our imminent doom with TVgasm!

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Probably the best thing about the Internet is the comments section. The comments section of ANYTHING. There's always one person posting a chain letter (what is this AIM in 2004?!), and, of course, there's the always-immortal-and-ever-articulate "Wow. just wow." TVgasm's comments are just as lively: Click to read the best of 2012!

Did you stop by the TVgasm holiday party? You didn't?! It was THE social event of the season! There was boxed wine! There were miscellaneous housewives! There was even a wild Lohan sighting! Click here to get the scoop on this totally awesome party that totally happened and was real.

At a certain time, one just gets tired of denim shirts and puns, am I right? Obviously, I'm referring to Jay Leno, because I just can't bring myself to watch his show anymore. Maybe 2014 will bring a good host to the Jay Leno time slot? Click to find out who may be replacing Leno in a few years (that is, if we don't all die in 3 days, thanks Mayans).

Remember: If you're commenting on something online, let's try at least to keep it interesting. Can we put a moratorium on the "Wow. just wow" forever?

Do you like tweets about cake? Follow me at @Sam_the_Stone

It's another TVgasm Tuesday (Thursday) (sorry, guys-- hurricanes are crazy things), and I'm fighting through no power, or water, or will to live to bring TV news to you guys. It was dark times (PUNS!) for a while, there. No power meant I had to read books and eat kind of melty ice cream and pretend I was Emily Dickinson. However, now I have internet so I'm dealing with staying inside for days in the following ways: 1) watching Dance Moms online, 2) tweeting (about food mostly) 3) reading up on entertainment news. Let's see what TVgasm has to get us (me) through the aftermath of this hurricane.

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Royalty isn't any different from us mortals (except Kate Middleton who may or may not be a deity); they love celeb gossip too! Watch TVgasm's new cartoon "Gossip Queens" to hear a couple Queens dish about some crazy famous people.

So last week I wrote about the wedding of celebrity couple "TimberBiel" (still hate the name), but is there trouble in their weirdly named celebrity paradise? Click to find out!

When I think Disney, the first thing I think of is outer space, obviously, and the second thing I think is lightsabers. What? That's just me? Yeah that's what I figured. Click to read about Disney's new Star Wars movies!

Remember: If you don't have power for a while, it can sometimes help to dress up in 19th century dress and pretend you are a female poet. Don't knock it 'til you try it.

You can always tell it's the middle of summer because the reality shows start to get even spicier. There are epic tantrums and even bigger fights than usual, and at least two terrifying blonde women who like screaming will always threaten to leave whatever show they're on. I love it. It's the best part of summer television, and TVgasm is right here to help you and me (but mostly me) keep up with it. 

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First she was leaving, and then she totally wasn't and it was all a rumor, but now it's confirmed that J.Lo actually is leaving Idol forever. At least Randy is staying, so we can count on unconditional praise for the contestants, and the use of the word "dog" for a couple more years.

You know how everyone says that all reality shows are just the same formula-- a bunch of good-looking, opinionated people who like to characterize themselves as "strong and independent" forced to be in the same room for hours? Well, TVgasm broke down the six archetypes of reality TV for you. Go find out which one you are! 

Toddlers and Tiaras is back. FINALLY. I can finally get my fix of screaming infants in tutus and stage mothers who pretend their children love being stuffed into ridiculous outfits. TVgasm has the scoop on the new season, as well as some quality screenshots from the show. 

Remember: If you're ever confronted by someone from reality TV, don't freak out. They're more afraid of you than you are of them.

Welcome once again to TVgasm Tuesday. Did you enjoy the long weekend? Well, I hope you're rested because there is a lot of TV news and you need to know all of it so you can finally have something to say to those pesky "friends" of yours. For example you could tell your friends how Alec Baldwin had a few choice no-no words for some paparazzi. We can all laugh about this, "oh ha ha Alec Baldwin in crazy hardy har har" but the bottom line is please don't beat me up, Alec Baldwin.

Also, did you know Fergie is pregnant? My predictions are as follows: the baby will be more photogenic than any of us, the baby's name will have at least four and, at most, six consecutive consonants in it, and there will be a surge of "My Humps" jokes on twitter [ed. note: It's already happening]. Speaking of babies, Blue Ivy was featured in the Beyoncé documentary, and you should go read about it and then cry at Beyoncé's adorable offspring. Let's see what TVgasm has for us...

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Apparently, Khloe Kardashian's lack of expertise and talent has caught up to her, click here to see how. If it weren't for the alliteration in her name and her crazy eyes, I'm pretty sure America would have NO time for Khloe.

And, here's to you, Amanda Bynes! You're just a fun-loving twenty-something trying to figure it all out! You're like a slightly intoxicated Zooey Deschanel without bangs or charm or any likable quality that Zooey Deschanel has! Keep being newsworthy, girl!

Remember: We can't ALL be Zooey Deschanel, but we CAN all try. 

Stop everything, internet, we have some breaking news! Well, not breaking like happening right now, I guess… but it's like super important stuff. Get ready for some entertainment news that will literally* make your face explode. Did you hear The Biebs totes vommed on stage? Gross (although I won't pretend I haven't watched the video several times, no judgement). Also, Adele is releasing a new song for the newest Bond movie "Skyfall". I assume it will be mostly her screaming, but I'm excited anyways. Probably the most outrageous story is that Robert Pattinson was named world's sexiest man again, even though I KEEP on sending in my headshots. THIS CONTEST IS RIGGED. Ok let's write our complaint letters, and see what TVgasm has for us.

*figuratively 

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We've all heard about TLC's "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"; how terrible it is, how it's everything wrong with society, how we're secretly envious of how confidently Alana wears those tank tops. During the new season, though, the Honey Boo Boo clan will be getting a major pay raise. Click to read TVgasm's full story. Will Mama still be coupon queen with all this extra money?! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!

How much do you love Sesame Street? If you are human with a functioning heart, the answer is probably A WHOLE LOT. Remember that time they spoofed Glee? Well this one is like that one but better! Go watch!

It appears someone has messed with Caroline Manzo's Fambuhly. They have messed with her Fambuhly, and they are GAHBAGE! Clearly Mama Manzo needs some help, and TVgasm is here with some support in the most recent Dear TVgasm!

Remember: If you weren't named world's sexiest man, it's probably because you were nominated for universe's sexiest man…..right? RIGHT?!

It's TVgasm Tuesday, and I'm writing this from the grave because Beyoncé KILLED ME with her perfect Superbowl Halftime performance. I could probably have handled a regular Beyoncé performance, but by the time she started dancing with holograms of herself I just gave up and keeled over. If this weren't enough good news, SMASH premiers it's second season tonight, and I can confidently say that I am ready for another season of Megan Hilty's boobs, Jeremy Jordan charming the pants off of me, and Katherine McPhee just kind of being there. Don't get too excited though, there are still terrible things to look forward to, like Shia LaBeouf's shiny new twitter account. Let's see what TVgasm has for us...

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Okay. get ready for this first item because it's a doozy. Your computer might explode and the internet might crash when you watch a mashup of the two things everyone in the world shits their pants about: Sesame Street and Downton Abbey. Go watch!

Surprise, surprise: Ricki Lake's latest talk show has been canceled after one season. I mean, in a way it's sad, but I also think we can all use 70% fewer talk shows in our lives, and I'm sure the Today show will add a 16th hour to make up for it. 

Apparently Ke$ha is not only getting her own TV show, she's getting a documentary reality show about her life. Finally the world will know the truth: that the REAL Ke$ha is a tiny little man who lives inside a coked up blonde pop star's body and moves her around with various levers and buttons. Go read!

Remember: If you spell your name with anything but letters, you're doing it wrong!

Tweet me your Ke$ha conspiracy theories @Sam_the_Stone