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  • Daily Grace

    YouTube Rewind 2012

    Guys, 2013 is right around the corner and what better way to reflect on 2012 than a mash-up video starring all of your favorite YouTubers as major pop culture milestones for the year. You will laugh, you will cry, you will see bacon, and what’ s better than bacon? Oh…I know, just seeing our very own Grace Helbig!!!! Are you as excited as we are?! That’s a silly question, OF COURSE YOU ARE! Take a look at this incredible video, it will lift your entire life, seriously.

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  • Daily Grace

    Daily Grace + VICE = Your Wildest Dreams Come True

    VICE stopped by the studio a few weeks ago to film a day in the life of our very own Daily Grace.

    Highlights include:

    *Grace doing an impersonation of Cartman from South Park.
    *Seeing how Grace's apartment is setup for vlogging.
    *Seeing old Grace hairstyles.
    *Reading the comments below the video and realizing that, "Oh thank god. Trolls troll everywhere not just on My Damn Channel! Phew!" (Ed. note: Oh, wait. That was probably just me thinking that.)

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  • Workless

    Well, I didn't win the lottery.

    Damn.

    I guess that's okay, since I work here and now I get to continue talking to all of you guys!

    No, I'm kidding. You guys are great, but I really wanted to win.

    Oh well. At least I don't work in an office like these guys.

    Or maybe that would be more entertaining? What do you guys think? Does your cubicle make you crazy?



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  • McMayhem

    Who doesn't like Spooning?

    These are the kinds of people we imagine don't like Spooning:

    *People who have problems with intimacy.

    *People who would rather be wearing furry costumes.

    *People who have problems controlling their own body heat so any additional body heat is just too overwhelming? (I actually sat next to someone on a plane once who told me this. I think he just wanted the armrest all to himself.)

    *Kristen Stewart if she's sleeping with Robert Pattinson.

    *People who are into forking instead.

    *People who happen to be mysterious, self-made billionaires who have also experienced traumatic childhoods and channeled all of their control issues into questionable BDSM relationships yet somehow remain alluring to every female on the planet Earth.

    End of rant. Just watch this.

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  • LIFE: A Gamer's Guide

    LIFE: A Gamer's Guide

    Life can be pretty hard to navigate - kind of like an RPG.  Sometimes there are a lot of obstacles - kind of like a turn based strategy game.  Any which way you slice it, life can sometimes feel like World 8 of Super Mario Bros. 3.


    Is this making sense to you?  All of these video game allusions, are they ringing true?  Are they?  Will if they are, you might want to check out LIFE: A Gamer's Guide, a new series on My Damn Channel.  The show gives you tips on how to play the game of life, from a gamer's point of view.  Working out, the Twitter-verse, getting a job...Every Thursday you can see what advice gamers Adam and Jeremy (those two cool dudes in that picture above) can give you about life.


    So watch the first episode now, and remember, every Thursday, LIFE: A Gamer's Guide. 

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  • The Night Feed

    Dumb Holiday of the Week: National Tooth Fairy Day

    Hey, you know what's dumb? National Tooth Fairy Day! The Tooth Fairy isn't even a real thing so how the heck are we supposed to celebrate him/her as a National Holiday?

    Here's an idea, when I get drunk my drunk alter ego, "Chip," comes out. Why don't we give him a National Holiday? National Chip Life Day! It's perfect-- way better than the stupid Tooth Fairy. At least Chip is real, he lives within us all and he does whatever he wants. It's wonderful.

    I now declare March 1st, NATIONAL CHIP LIFE DAY! Let's all celebrate by getting wasted and doing dumb, but still courageous things!

    HAPPY NATIONAL CHIP LIFE DAY EVE!

    @MrChrisDonahue

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  • The Night Feed

    Things I Learned Not IRL This Year

    THE INTERNET! I work for it but I sure don't understand it. Kids these days (I'm 24) with their internet slang, I just don't get it! Here's a few things I learned this year not IRL.

    1. IRL - In Real Life

    Who knew? So when you meet your new internet girlfriend and she asks you if you look as cute IRL, lie.

    2. YOLO - You Only Live Once

    Aubrey you've done it again with such an amazing song (this is the only Drake song I know and I don't know the name of it). I live by this motto… that is… yolo.

    3. SMH - Shaking My Head

    Turns out SMH doesn't mean Shaking My Hand. I thought it was a polite gentlemanly thing. NOPE!

    4. HMU - Hit Me Up

    I assume this is a drug thing… is that what the kids are saying to get drugs these days? DAB - Drugs Are Bad.

    5. <3 - Love (heart shape)

    No one has ever used this internet slang with me… :(

    There you have it. Now you crazy kids can write me internet slang @MrChrisDonahue! Seriously, please send me a <3

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  • The Night Feed

    Twilight Fan Fiction

    The last Twilight movie comes out today. I've never actually seen any of these movies, so, naturally, I'm totally qualified to write a little Twilight fan fiction. Check it:


    Twilight: Breaking Dawn – The Final Chapter: The Saga Ends

    by Dan Grgas


    “The sun is rising,” said Edward. “Dawn is breaking.”


    Bella jumped off of her wolf and Edward followed suit. “Patience, my love,” she said. “We are almost at the end.”


    They looked into one another’s eyes. Oh, so much time wasted-– yet, so much shared.  They kissed passionately, as if their world was about to end at any moment, their souls becoming one, their hearts beating with desire, their entire beings conjoining into one unit.


    “What was that?” Edward said, breaking from his soul kiss with Bella. “The woods.”


    They both turned to see Taylor Lautner’s figure silhouetted in the receding moonlight.


    “Hello, Edward. Hello, Bella,” he said. “The end is nigh.”


    “You know you have no place here!” Edward shouted at Lautner, taking a step toward his foe. “Be gone from this place! It is the only way-– or else the seal shall be broken and we will both be banished to the Sun of Never-Ending Night!”


    “You think that, old friend,” Taylor spake, “you think those thoughts tinged with superstition.” 


    He cackled wildly until Bella’s voice shimmered out from the dawn light behind Edward to address Lautner, to let him know-– to make him feel-– that there was indeed no place for the two of them in this world. “There is no place for us in this world, Taylor!” she said, needing to make sure that he knew that, above all else. “Above all, by now you must know this, Taylor!” she proclaimed, knowing at the same time that, sure, it might have worked in another world, but here, in this world, the world of Night, she was Edward’s, and Edward hers. 


    She walked toward Taylor in the receding moonlight. “Taylor,” she whispered, knowing his hearing was acute, “Let me go.”


    “No!” he howled, awakening the slumbering turtledoves in the surrounding wood. “I will make a place for us!”


    He then launched himself toward Bella and Edward, but Edward, quick as ever, pulled out his broadsword and drove the mighty blade deep into Lautner’s chest.


    Slain, Taylor Lautner fell to his knees, the mighty blade still embedded in his black heart. He looked to Bella who had knelt beside him. “My love is the Cry of the Wolf-Creature, and the Raven swoops to reclaim me…I love you, Bella…” 


    He breathed his final breath and his life expired as his soul rose to meet The Moon-Maker.  


    Edward ripped the mighty blade from Taylor’s chest and bent over his victim to begin drinking his blood. Bella said, “Goodbye, Taylor. Dawn was never meant to break for you.”   


    She closed his eyes with her delicate, pale fingertips and then rose to recite a vampire prayer for the dead she had learned from Edward.


    “Eee-mow-way

    The vampire’s day

    Is always night

    Hey-dee-doo, 

    Doo-boo-hey,

    A fallen soldier

    To the light’s bright day

    Bee-bee-dee

    Doo-dah-hey.”


    Edward, having consumed all of Lautner’s blood, rose next to Bella and took her pale, delicate hands into his. “He was a warrior. Too bad he could never see the error of his night-wantings.”


    Bella looked deep into the eyes of her one true love, Edward. His eyes, she thought, Oh, how they burned like the light he could never see in this land.  


    “I love you, my sweet.”


    “And I you.”


    They kissed, then and there, with the passion of six thousand eons of night; a kiss that would last an eternity, sure as the night is as dark as a pool of frozen obsidian. 


    They broke apart from one another, much like the dawn around them. “Bella, we must leave,” he said to her.


    “I know.”


    They mounted their mighty wolves and swiftly rode off, two lovers with the world at their backs and the future in front of them. They knew that the rode was full of peril, for they were star-crossed.  But as their wolves pulsated below them, their coats glistening in the breaking dawn, Bella and Edward knew they had the most powerful thing in the world on their side: Love.


    - THE END - 


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