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  • TVGasm

    TVGASM TUESDAY

    Live* from New York... it's TVgasm Tuesday! This week, for some reason, almost every piece of news somehow deals with SNL alumni, so let's find out together how many SNL jokes I can fit into this post (my guess is zero jokes, maybe ONE joke at the most, so don't get your hopes up). First up, arguably the most loved SNL alumna, Tina Fey, talked with GQ Magazine about her new movie, Admission, and, also arguably, stole my heart. 


    Reports surfaced that SNL head writer Seth Meyers may be in line to take over Jimmy Fallon's late night slot, though this decision is based on the assumption that Fallon will be  take over for Leno, and that Leno will peaceably leave the studio and not try to organize some kind of occupy protest. We already know Will Ferrell and Kristin Wiig are working together on Anchorman 2, but did you know they may be working on an indie comedy called Welcome to Me? I didn't know that, but I'm ready to throw all of my money at a movie screen in order to watch it. Sorry guys, those SNL jokes really got away from me, I'm not a machine; I'm not a magician! Let's see what TVgasm has for us:



    This Week:


    Are you following Amanda Bynes on Twitter? Honestly, you should follow her because she has produced some quality content and I can't wait to see what's in store for her future! Click to read some of the highlights!


    There's a lot of B.S. floating around out there: The Kardashians, Tim Tebow... so much that I can't keep track of all the malarkey. Let TVgasm help you navigate through it all by featuring the "B.S. of the Day!" Click here to watch.


    Remember: No matter what Amanda Bynes tweets at you (*cough Drake cough*, DON'T try to murder her lady parts. It's a trap!


    Tweet me your best Amanda Bynes impression @Sam_the_stone


    *Not at all live in any way

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  • The Night Feed

    Working For The Holidays

    WE DIDN'T DIE IN THE MAYAN APOCALYPSE!!! HURRAY!!!

    1. How appropriate that the trailer for Seth Rogen's apocalypse film This Is The End premiered so close to the end of the world.

    2. Reserve Channel continues releasing the most interesting interviews I've ever seen. This week with Seth Meyers and the SNL Writers.

    3. CBS renewed How I Met Your Mother, which I'm catching up on now, for a ninth season.

    4. Jimmy Fallon and crew created a sequel to the classic "Who's On First?" bit and nailed it.

    5. Our very own Captain Hippo put out a new Christmas sketch called The Santa Clause and like everything else Captain Hippo does, it's great.

    Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. Thankful we aren't dead. Tweet me @MrChrisDonahue

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  • Save the Supers

    SETH GREEN IS THE MAN!

    Wait, was that Seth Green on the Save the Supers season finale?!?! It totally was! He's done so much. How does he keep popping up everywhere? Does Seth Green ever sleep? In between Robot Chicken, Austin Powers, and all the other things he's been in I don't see where he would have time. He raves like a mad man in Party Monster and DJ's like a super villain in Save the Supers! 

    SETH GREEN DOESN'T SLEEP. PROVE ME WRONG INTERNET, PROVE ME WRONG!

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  • The Night Feed

    Seth Meyers: Late Night Host

    So, last night, Seth Meyers was announced as Jimmy Fallon's successor for the Late Night hosting gig. I am okay with this. I remember when Seth Meyers was a Featured Player on SNL and watching as he worked his way to Repertory Player, Head Writer, Weekend Update Anchor, Head High Priest, and now this. It's an exciting thing to actually watch his progress. I think he's going to make an incredible host.

    That being said, there's two other options that I would have loved to see and I'm going to explain them here.

    Host: Chris Gethard
    House Band: The LLC

    This makes sense to me. Especially at that time slot. The only issue is, I highly doubt NBC would let Gethard do the show his way. They would want a more traditional late night show. I truly believe Gethard could pull this off but I'd much rather see him continue to do The Chris Gethard Show his way than see Late Night with Chris Gethard. So… what's up IFC, when are you going to make this happen?

    Host: Julie Klausner
    House Band: Ted Leo and the Pharmacists

    Have you ever been to a recording of How Was Your Week Live? The chemistry Julie Klausner and Ted Leo share is adorable. Klausner is a real talent and I think she would make an exceptional host. I know this would lead to a buttload of articles about "The Role of Women in Comedy" but I think she could really prove herself and show people that gender really doesn't matter.

    Host: Scott Rogowsky
    House Band: The Musical Guests

    Scott Rogowsky, with all the experience he's gained from hosting Running Late, knows what he's doing when it comes to hosting a traditional late night talk show. He can nail a good monologue joke and keep his guests and audience entertained. As hard as he tried to get Lorne Michaels attention, I think we all knew Seth Meyers was it from the start. I'm happy about Seth Meyers getting the job. I really hope he's given the opportunity to establish his voice as the host of Late Night with Seth Meyers.

    @MrChrisDonahue

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  • The Night Feed

    Twilight Fan Fiction

    The last Twilight movie comes out today. I've never actually seen any of these movies, so, naturally, I'm totally qualified to write a little Twilight fan fiction. Check it:


    Twilight: Breaking Dawn – The Final Chapter: The Saga Ends

    by Dan Grgas


    “The sun is rising,” said Edward. “Dawn is breaking.”


    Bella jumped off of her wolf and Edward followed suit. “Patience, my love,” she said. “We are almost at the end.”


    They looked into one another’s eyes. Oh, so much time wasted-– yet, so much shared.  They kissed passionately, as if their world was about to end at any moment, their souls becoming one, their hearts beating with desire, their entire beings conjoining into one unit.


    “What was that?” Edward said, breaking from his soul kiss with Bella. “The woods.”


    They both turned to see Taylor Lautner’s figure silhouetted in the receding moonlight.


    “Hello, Edward. Hello, Bella,” he said. “The end is nigh.”


    “You know you have no place here!” Edward shouted at Lautner, taking a step toward his foe. “Be gone from this place! It is the only way-– or else the seal shall be broken and we will both be banished to the Sun of Never-Ending Night!”


    “You think that, old friend,” Taylor spake, “you think those thoughts tinged with superstition.” 


    He cackled wildly until Bella’s voice shimmered out from the dawn light behind Edward to address Lautner, to let him know-– to make him feel-– that there was indeed no place for the two of them in this world. “There is no place for us in this world, Taylor!” she said, needing to make sure that he knew that, above all else. “Above all, by now you must know this, Taylor!” she proclaimed, knowing at the same time that, sure, it might have worked in another world, but here, in this world, the world of Night, she was Edward’s, and Edward hers. 


    She walked toward Taylor in the receding moonlight. “Taylor,” she whispered, knowing his hearing was acute, “Let me go.”


    “No!” he howled, awakening the slumbering turtledoves in the surrounding wood. “I will make a place for us!”


    He then launched himself toward Bella and Edward, but Edward, quick as ever, pulled out his broadsword and drove the mighty blade deep into Lautner’s chest.


    Slain, Taylor Lautner fell to his knees, the mighty blade still embedded in his black heart. He looked to Bella who had knelt beside him. “My love is the Cry of the Wolf-Creature, and the Raven swoops to reclaim me…I love you, Bella…” 


    He breathed his final breath and his life expired as his soul rose to meet The Moon-Maker.  


    Edward ripped the mighty blade from Taylor’s chest and bent over his victim to begin drinking his blood. Bella said, “Goodbye, Taylor. Dawn was never meant to break for you.”   


    She closed his eyes with her delicate, pale fingertips and then rose to recite a vampire prayer for the dead she had learned from Edward.


    “Eee-mow-way

    The vampire’s day

    Is always night

    Hey-dee-doo, 

    Doo-boo-hey,

    A fallen soldier

    To the light’s bright day

    Bee-bee-dee

    Doo-dah-hey.”


    Edward, having consumed all of Lautner’s blood, rose next to Bella and took her pale, delicate hands into his. “He was a warrior. Too bad he could never see the error of his night-wantings.”


    Bella looked deep into the eyes of her one true love, Edward. His eyes, she thought, Oh, how they burned like the light he could never see in this land.  


    “I love you, my sweet.”


    “And I you.”


    They kissed, then and there, with the passion of six thousand eons of night; a kiss that would last an eternity, sure as the night is as dark as a pool of frozen obsidian. 


    They broke apart from one another, much like the dawn around them. “Bella, we must leave,” he said to her.


    “I know.”


    They mounted their mighty wolves and swiftly rode off, two lovers with the world at their backs and the future in front of them. They knew that the rode was full of peril, for they were star-crossed.  But as their wolves pulsated below them, their coats glistening in the breaking dawn, Bella and Edward knew they had the most powerful thing in the world on their side: Love.


    - THE END - 


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  • The Night Feed

    Funny Business: A Comedy Photo Book

    Hi friends! There is something that I need to tell you about: a book. Webster's Dictionary defines a "book" as a bunch of pieces of paper held together by a hard cover (I made that up).

    There is a specific book that I do want to tell you about, though. It's called Funny Business: A Comedy Photo Book and it comes to you from my good buddy Seth Olenick. Seth has been photographing comedians for the past six years and now he wants to share these photos with you… in a big 'ole book!

    He's taken photos of just about everyone from David Wain to A.D. Miles, from David Cross to The Sklar Brothers. Seth has photographed EVERYONE!

    Help a brother out! Let's kickstart this shit!

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  • My Damn Channel LIVE

    The Zog Blog

    Seth Herzog is on My Damn Channel LIVE today. Can you guys believe it? I can, The Zog is such a cool guy. He's been on just about every show you can think of from Best Week Ever to Chappelle's Show. He's also the warm-up comic for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. What a guy! Let's all chant The Zog until 4pm when you can catch him LIVE!

    THE ZOG! THE ZOG! THE ZOG!

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  • TVGasm

    TVGASM TUESDAY

    IT'S CHRISTMAS, or I mean, basically. It's also TVgasm Tuesday, and since this is the last Tuesday before Christmas, I'm gonna give you enough TV news to tide you over for two whole weeks instead of just one.


    We had one and a half finales this week: How I Met Your Mother had its two-part midseason finale, which somehow managed to answer questions without actually answering them, AND after six well-dressed seasons of emotional glaring, Gossip Girl had her series finale, finishing up with $3000 lace handkerchiefs and a surprise twist.


    Also, when I think of "comedy," I totally think of Barbra Streisand yelling at Seth Rogen for several hours in a car, so when I heard about their new movie I thought "Oh of course, somebody finally made this, just in time for the world to end!" Let's face our imminent doom with TVgasm!

    This Week:


    Probably the best thing about the Internet is the comments section. The comments section of ANYTHING. There's always one person posting a chain letter (what is this AIM in 2004?!), and, of course, there's the always-immortal-and-ever-articulate "Wow. just wow." TVgasm's comments are just as lively: Click to read the best of 2012!


    Did you stop by the TVgasm holiday party? You didn't?! It was THE social event of the season! There was boxed wine! There were miscellaneous housewives! There was even a wild Lohan sighting! Click here to get the scoop on this totally awesome party that totally happened and was real.


    At a certain time, one just gets tired of denim shirts and puns, am I right? Obviously, I'm referring to Jay Leno, because I just can't bring myself to watch his show anymore. Maybe 2014 will bring a good host to the Jay Leno time slot? Click to find out who may be replacing Leno in a few years (that is, if we don't all die in 3 days, thanks Mayans).

     

    Remember: If you're commenting on something online, let's try at least to keep it interesting. Can we put a moratorium on the "Wow. just wow" forever?


    Do you like tweets about cake? Follow me at @Sam_the_Stone

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