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I like coffee. Who doesn't like coffee? If you don't like coffee, I think that there is something wrong with you.

I try not to drink too much coffee because when I do, things like this happen, things where I type too fast and my thoughts end up making no sense. Right now I am drinking my second iced coffee of the day. That's too many iced coffees for this kid but you know what? I'm going for it. Why? Because I woke up at 7am, two hours before I even have to wake up, and couldn't fall back asleep.

This is something that has been happening to me a lot lately, waking up when I don't need to. Is it part of becoming an "adult?" I use adult in quotes because I am far from an adult. I am but a boy, trapped inside an aging body that is apparently going to become an adult.

Anyway, Shannon likes coffee too because she's smart, like me. Drink coffee, watch Coffey Chat.

Tweet me @MrChrisDonahue. I love you. Bye

Trolls are officially the worst people on the Internet. So, how do you handle them? I’ll tell you how:

-Become one of them and infiltrate their secret lair. Okay, don’t actually become one of them, but be convincing enough to sneak in and destroy their community of trolls from the inside. Besides, everyone knows that acting like a dick is just a defense mechanism, for  people who are afraid no one will actually like them.

-Trolls only like dark places that are illuminated by dimly lit computer screens, so be sure to keep whereever you are well-lit! Christmas is just around the corner, so maybe you can string up some lights early? Trolls hate Christmas and the gift of giving.

-Be like a duck and let their comments roll off your back! Even some of the Internet's greatest people, like Daily Grace, get trolled once in a while, so don't let their negativity affect you.  

And remember: Never, ever, feed the trolls!!

-Brandon
@ReasonToWrite

Oh, Scorpio69.

First, I want to commend you on a stellar choice of username. It's unique, it's creative, it's sexy as all hell, that's for sure.

Next, l want to thank you for this comment. "my butts fallin asleep must be the poison (sic)" is is insightful AND interesting!

You obviously watched Shannon's video in its entirety and found a relatable element of truth! You are a Scorpio! And, like Shannon said: You're scary! You have poison in your butt! So you've also confirmed what Shannon said! Thanks for that! I was a little afraid some of her Zodiac sign descriptions might have been off-base (I'm an Aquarius), but I think we can say that most of them were on-point.

Thanks, Scorpio69. Don't hurt yourself. With your butt.

You know that feeling when you're hanging out with your friends, and you're drinking some coffee, and you're kind of like, "I wish I had a computer right now so I could make a vlog?"

That's what Coffey Chat is like. Every Tuesday Shannon makes a new vlog, pours herself some coffee and invites you into her world.

This week we learn about faceskin in a makeup tutorial! This tutorial's so good it's already been featured on the Urban Outfitters blog!

Congrats, Shannon! Looking good!

Were you guys at the My Damn Channel LIVE event at The Ace Hotel last night? It was epic. Those of us that braved the disgusting sludge-rain weather outside were treated to an evening of comedy, sick jams and an assortment of alcoholic beverages. Here were my favorite parts of the show.

1. We CRUSHED two world records, including the record for Most Whoopee Cushions Sat On In 30 Seconds Without Smiling Or Laughing which used to be held by College Humor's Jeff Rubin. Ball's in your court Jeff.

2. Our very own Shannon Coffey regaled us with a tale of how she got duped into wearing Depends adult diapers by her Mom in high school. If I had a dollar for every time I accidentally wore a diaper let's just say I'd be sitting pretty ;)

3. Dave Hill shredded his axe ALL. NIGHT. LONG.

4. The bathroom at The Ace had a sink and Dyson Air Blade hand dryer inside of the stall. INSIDE THE STALL.

5. Todd Barry riffed on the Brooklyn restaurant Flatbush Farm for about 15 minutes after he found out a girl in the front row was a waitress there. It was pretty hilarious and now I really want to grab dinner there. I hear the Duck Confit is to die for.

@Petersoncinema

Check out this awesome GIF made by theJoshuaAdam of today's excellent episode of Coffey Chat.  Shannon's last name is Coffey, which is almost exactly the same as the DRINK coffee.  So what did our "Shan" decide to do today?  That's right.  She made some coffee.  It's almost like she was making more of herself!  LOL, but not really, because the spellings are slightly different!  Thanks again to theJoshuaAdam and his awesome gif gift.  Haha. "GIF gift." This GIF is the GIFT that keeps on GIF-ing. You rule!

Thanks again to theJoshuaAdam for the awesome gif.