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This week on My Damn Channel LIVE:

Monday: Beth welcomes you back to your work week (sorry), so you'll tune in to watch since you'll need a break at 4pm ET anyway.

Tuesday: Justin Halpern, author/creator of "Sh*t My Dad Says".

Wednesday: Steve Rannazzisi, star of FX's The League AND our very own Daddy Knows Best. We plan to ask him how he really feels about babies in strip clubs.

Thursday: Daily Grace welcomes Chris Crocker, most infamous for being a Britney Spears stan, to the studio! He has done a lot of different projects since then, but we MIGHT still ask him about which waterproof mascara he wishes he wore in that video. UPDATE: Chris Crocker had to reschedule so he won't be on Thursday's show! But you still get Daily Grace so we know you'll be fine.

Friday: Beth Of The Week! Beth will recap the best parts of the week! We already predict this will be our favorite episode because it will mean that the work week is over. Not that we don't love all of you, we just love sleeping in on Saturdays more.

It's Thanksgiving, so it’s only right I share this list of the things I am thankful for this year. 

1)    Air – We all breathe it.  We need it to live.  I’ll come out and just say it: I love air!  It’s my favorite thing to breathe – I mean, other than nitrous, obviously.  Phish rules!

2)    The Written Word – I have been reading a ton lately!  It’s so much fun.  I was on the subway reading a book and the commute went by like THAT.  Dudes, check out some written words on pages.  Really fun to read things that are written.

3)    Space: The Final Frontier – I love the idea of the never ending void of Space, The Final Frontier.  Like, lol, what’s out there?  It inspires me to keep searching, both within myself and without.  Space…so gnarly, so big, so vast.  Haha, like, WHAT’S HAPPENING OUT THERE!?

4)    Peace – We need it.  All you need is love.  I am the walrus.  Goo goo ga joob.  Yesterday.  Help I need somebody.  Hey Jude.  I heard the news today oh boy I can’t get no satisfaction.  The 60s and peace – what an era!  What an inspiration.  I am thankful for peace in this world but we need more of it.  We need to BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE!

5)    Jesus – Duh.

6)    God – obvz.

7)    My mom and dad – Cool folks who raised me right.  Mom, Dad: I am thankful for thee.

8)    The Star Spangled Banner + peyote – such a sweet combo, I can’t get enough.  Really thankful for this buzz.

9)    My Hands – Let me ask you a question: Could I be writing this post without them?  The answer is no, so – BOOM! – automatic need to be thankful for them hands of mine, no?

10)  Cash.  Money, bro.  Straight up need it to live.  Money for days and twice on Sunday.  I love money.  Thank you for money.  

Well, there you go!  That’s what I am thankful for this year!  Now cute up the Spangled Banner song, son!

Happy Thanksgiving!

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There are few things that men seem to enjoy more than coming together during the football season to compile fake rosters of real athletes whom they will never know or meet and pretend that they are head coaches of fake teams made up of said players that they will compulsively monitor on computers and smart phones while competing against one another for the right to call themselves King of a pretend world that's based on the real-life doings of millionaires. 

It's what being a football fan is all about for half a year: playing pretend NFL.

And you know who's awesome at playing pretend NFL?  Me.  4-1 in my league right now-- first place in my division, cheech.  But you know who's really good at playing pretend pretend NFL?  The cast of The League, which has its season premiere tonight at 10:30 on FX.  

Now in it's fourth season, The League has been consistently funny since it kicked-off its first season in 2009.  But no one's surprised that it's a hilarious show since the cast includes Mark Duplass, Nick Kroll, Jon Lajoie, Paul Scheer, Katie Aselton and My Damn Channel's own bad daddy, Steve Rannazzisi.

Steve has been lighting it up in our original web series Daddy Knows Best, playing an absent-minded father who, among other things, gets tased, eats weed brownies, and takes his young son to a strip club.  Steve infuses Daddy Knows Best with the same zany, improvisational humor that has made The League such a hit.   So sit back and watch the ENTIRE SEASON OF DADDY KNOWS BEST before enjoying The League's premiere tonight.

@DannyMoney

Our favorite comment of the day comes courtesy Mark Malkoff's YouTube Channel, where user "JeVa9XboXtag" (try saying THAT five times fast) thinks that Mark's current undertaking of trying to watch 250 movies on Netflix streaming in one month is "easy as shit."

To which we say:

Dear JeVa9XboXtag:

Ever think to yourself, "Man, eating chocolate for the rest of my life would be pretty easy." Only, if you DID eat just chocolate for the rest of your life you would get sick of it after day three, maybe even sooner. And you wouldn't get the right nutrients so your muscles would atrophy and you skin would become pale; your eyes would take on a gray haze. Your brain would become foggy and you would get distracted easily, but be too sluggish to react to anything in a real, constructive way. Then your friends wouldn't want to hang out with pale, tired, sluggish, easily-distracted you. Your girlfriend would give you an ultimatum: "Eat some vegetables or I'm leaving!" But you're a man of your word and if you promised yourself that you would eat nothing but chocolate for the rest of your life then that's what you're going to do, dammit! And then it turns out that the rest of your life eating nothing but chocolate isn't very long anyway since you're malnourished and broke (you can't focus so you can't work) and lonely (your girlfriend's gone, dude). So now you're dead. And all because you thought eating chocolate forever would be "easy as shit."

So yeah, JeVa9XboXtag. There is such a thing as "too much of a good thing," man. RIP.

Did you see My Damn Channel LIVE today? We featured guest spots from Franchesca Ramsey aka "Chescaleigh" and Joseph Birdsong aka "disneykid1" (also aka "Ask Joe" from our very own ANSWERLY)!

What's that? You're SAD because you missed the LIVE show at 4pm ET? You're stuck in an office that doesn't allow you access to hilarious internet videos while you pretend to work? Or you were stuck in a class you just HAD to attend because half of your grade is based on participation and you have to raise your hand every time the overachieving girl in the front row raises HER hand so you can't watch things on YouTube at the same time???

Don't worry. You can watch the archive here. Now you can watch it again and again in the privacy of your own home/dorm/apartment/bathroom.

We know you bring your phone in there.