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I know I know I know I know I know. Thanks to intrepid viewser ifeeIinfinite who must have actually read my previous post about how you can always tell me if something is wrong on My Damn Channel! So, yay for that! Thank you! You did good, girl!

But.

My home internet is in a bad way right now. Like, it's anemic or sick or depressed or something and won't let me fix the video. So it'll have to stay unworkable/unwatchable for a few more hours. Can you wait that long? Will you forgive me? Will you with words unspoken say that I'm the only one? Will you still love me tomorrow? Okay. That was too much.

UPDATE: It's fixed AND our taxes are done.

Did you guys know it's World Cat Day? What?! You didn't?! How could you not notice the parades?! California even had an earthquake in honor of today! World Cat Day is basically Christmas, but, like, with more cats, and then also with a little bit less Christmas.

My Damn Channel wanted to join in on the festivities, so we present to you a special One-Shot video of "Panthera" from our new series Save the Supers! So grab your cat, a warm bowl of milk, and a cardboard box (for some reason, cats LOVE to hang out in cardboard boxes) and go watch!

The trailer for This Is 40, which follows up on the characters Leslie Mann and Paul Rudd played in Knocked Up, is now, uh, UP.

Just thought you should know.

Our favorite comment of the day comes courtesy Mark Malkoff's YouTube Channel, where user "JeVa9XboXtag" (try saying THAT five times fast) thinks that Mark's current undertaking of trying to watch 250 movies on Netflix streaming in one month is "easy as shit."

To which we say:

Dear JeVa9XboXtag:

Ever think to yourself, "Man, eating chocolate for the rest of my life would be pretty easy." Only, if you DID eat just chocolate for the rest of your life you would get sick of it after day three, maybe even sooner. And you wouldn't get the right nutrients so your muscles would atrophy and you skin would become pale; your eyes would take on a gray haze. Your brain would become foggy and you would get distracted easily, but be too sluggish to react to anything in a real, constructive way. Then your friends wouldn't want to hang out with pale, tired, sluggish, easily-distracted you. Your girlfriend would give you an ultimatum: "Eat some vegetables or I'm leaving!" But you're a man of your word and if you promised yourself that you would eat nothing but chocolate for the rest of your life then that's what you're going to do, dammit! And then it turns out that the rest of your life eating nothing but chocolate isn't very long anyway since you're malnourished and broke (you can't focus so you can't work) and lonely (your girlfriend's gone, dude). So now you're dead. And all because you thought eating chocolate forever would be "easy as shit."

So yeah, JeVa9XboXtag. There is such a thing as "too much of a good thing," man. RIP.

It's another TVgasm Tuesday (Thursday) (sorry, guys-- hurricanes are crazy things), and I'm fighting through no power, or water, or will to live to bring TV news to you guys. It was dark times (PUNS!) for a while, there. No power meant I had to read books and eat kind of melty ice cream and pretend I was Emily Dickinson. However, now I have internet so I'm dealing with staying inside for days in the following ways: 1) watching Dance Moms online, 2) tweeting (about food mostly) 3) reading up on entertainment news. Let's see what TVgasm has to get us (me) through the aftermath of this hurricane.

This Week:

Royalty isn't any different from us mortals (except Kate Middleton who may or may not be a deity); they love celeb gossip too! Watch TVgasm's new cartoon "Gossip Queens" to hear a couple Queens dish about some crazy famous people.

So last week I wrote about the wedding of celebrity couple "TimberBiel" (still hate the name), but is there trouble in their weirdly named celebrity paradise? Click to find out!

When I think Disney, the first thing I think of is outer space, obviously, and the second thing I think is lightsabers. What? That's just me? Yeah that's what I figured. Click to read about Disney's new Star Wars movies!

Remember: If you don't have power for a while, it can sometimes help to dress up in 19th century dress and pretend you are a female poet. Don't knock it 'til you try it.

What if you knew nothing about The Hunger Games?

What if you knew nothing about The Hunger Games and spent a lot of time on internet sites where Hunger Games fans post animated GIFs about the film constantly?

What if you knew nothing about The Hunger Games and spent a lot of time on internet sites where Hunger Games fans post animated GIFs about the film constantly AND you were a contributor to Slacktory?

Well then you would probably be just like this guy.

You might also be living under a rock. So, sorry about that. Try getting a new apartment or something. Although it would seem to be a rock with internet access, so, maybe it's not so bad there? I don't know. Tell me in the comments how it is.