, Posted on 10/10/2012 by
Tuesday again Wednesday (*Ed. note: Uh, sorry about that.), and I already know what you're gonna say. You're going to try to tell me that the biggest story this week was the presidential debate. Yeah, I know Romney is trying to hunt down Big Bird, and there was a lot of interrupting going on, but I think the biggest political news this week is Bristol Palin riding the struggle bus on Dancing With The Stars. She's a Palin, it still counts as politics. Nailed it. Let's see what else TVgasm has for us...
ABC has ordered a new reality show called "Celebrity Splash", based on a Dutch show where I guess celebrities jump into large bodies of water. I watched a preview of the Dutch version, and it reminds me of this club I went to once, where they tried to sell me a $15 shot of leather flavored vodka, and everyone was wearing white fur pants. It was a weird night. Go watch.
Have you heard about The Nikki-Mariah feud? No?! Ugh, you need to stop watching presidential debates, and get up to date on your celebrity gossip. It's your duty as an American citizen to find out what went down, why Nikki and her ass (two separate entities right? Like, legally?) are so enraged, and debate what Nikki should do in this week's Dear TVgasm.
Project Runway's new All-Star season is coming up, and I think we all need a refresher of "who's who" in the cast. Luckily TVgasm made a redub of the season preview that pretty much sums everything up. Click to watch!
Remember: If you're at a party and everyone is wearing white fur pants, you are most likely at a Russian drug lord's bachelor party, and you need to get out of there STAT.