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Jordan Carlos is our guest today on My Damn Channel LIVE! You probably remember him as one of Dan St. Germain's roommates in Kicking Dan Out.

What's that? You DO remember him? AND you know him from that MTV show "Guy Code" and that other MTV show "I Just Want My Pants Back?"

Well, here's a gold star for you, my friend. You are all up in Jordan Carlos's business, aren't you? You think you're soooooo special because you knew all of that. Well I have a fancy new tool called "Google" and now I know as much about it as you do. So there.

We'll just have to call a truce today during My Damn Channel LIVE when Jordan Carlos is Beth's guest. Unless we both tweet questions to him with the hashtag #MyDamnChannelLIVE and he answers only ONE of us during the show, because then a clear winner in this matter will emerge.

Duh.

Do you love reality TV as much as I do? Probably not, but if your obsession is anywhere close to my own, our friends at TVgasm have you covered. As the new summer lineup of reality shows premieres, TVgasm is here for you to ensure you don't miss anything... and we at My Damn Channel are going to double down on that by ensuring you don't miss anything from TVgasm!

This week:

They checked in with a few of your (and my) favorite celebrity chefs to talk about their summer reality series. And it gets SPICY. (Pun INTENDED.)

If you're more of a Real Housewives kind of person (and let's face it: who isn't?) check out TVgasm's ReDub videos of the RHOC for a more accurate reading of what the housewives are actually saying. (HINT: Not very much.)

Last-- and BEST-- TVgasm has the scoop on everyone's favorite Toddlers and Tiaras contestant Alana, better known as Honey Boo Boo Child. She has her own spinoff this summer! I won't give away the name, but it is by far my favorite part of the whole concept.

Remember: please watch reality television safely. Remember to bathe, eat and above all, yell at the tiny people inside your TV.

The trailer for This Is 40, which follows up on the characters Leslie Mann and Paul Rudd played in Knocked Up, is now, uh, UP.

Just thought you should know.

Guess.

You have to guess which of these comments on our Facebook page is our favorite comment of the day.

As you know, Mark is trying to watch as many movies in one month on Netflix streaming as he can, and he needs movie suggestions! Today was "classic comedies." Tomorrow is documentaries. Friday is 80's day. What should he watch??? Remember: It can only be a movie available on Netflix streaming!

How do you guys feel about Five Guys Burgers and Fries?

Well, how do you guys feel about how Daym Drops feels about Five Guys Burgers and Fries?

And how do you guys feel about the fact that The Gregory Brothers songified (songify-ed?) the way Daym Drops feels about Five Guys Burgers and Fries?

ME, TOO, GUYS.

The Gregory Brothers are so great at songify-ing things. I'm gonna start making silly videos so that they can songify me and then I will be rich and famous and everyone will know my name!

PS: Get your own ideas for fame and fortune, internet, because this one's mine!

Walter Matthau was the man.

He was half of The Odd Couple. He was curmudgeonly before you even knew how to spell "curmudgeon." He was Dennis The Menace's neighbor and basically your all-around-reliable-grandpa type.

Admit it: you kind of wished your Grandpa was Walter Matthau. That's why you watched all of those Grumpy Old Men movies over and over again, isn't it?

And thanks to Modern Primate, you don't have to BE a grandpa to dress like one. Be comfortable as a classic curmudgeon: Get. That. Look.

And thanks to this site, we do mean EVERYONE.