Haha! OMG, I never thought I would be writing those words down and that they would actually be true! I have wanted to play Batman ever since I wore Batman jammys back in high school! And the fact that my nickname for Jenny's vagina has always been "The Batcave"…Well, I guess it was somehow always inevitable that if I was given the opportunity to play Batman I would.
And now I am. I'm Batman. I'M Batman. I AM BATMAN! Haha, OMG, I have been celebrating all day! It's like when I beat Gran Turismo 3! That's the feeling I have right now. Like when I beat Gran Turismo 3.
Man, where to begin? I had been lobbying for months and months to get this part, greasing every wheel possible. I mean, I know what you might think: how hard could it be for a handsome Oscar winner to get a part he wants? Well the answer is: very! Very hard - very, very hard! So hard. But eventually I threatened enough people that I was given the job this morning. And then we popped champagne!
Jenny and Matt are so proud of me. Matt's taking Jenny and I out to dinner in a couple of hours to continue the celebration. I asked Matt if I could call and make the reservation at the restaurant and he gave me permission. So when I called and said, "Reservation for 4 at 8 PM, please," the maitre d said, "And what name shall I hold this reservation under?" and I paused for a moment and then said, "…Batman." !!!!!!!! I was laughing so hard that the guy said "Real mature, sir," and then hung up on me and then I had to call Matt so he could fix the problem and then Matt yelled at me before he hung up. But it's all OK, we've got a table, Matt is a little problem solver, always has been!
All in all, I can't describe how happy I am, I am so happy. Thank you to all my family, friends, and fans. Without you I wouldn't be able to say, "I'm Batman". But I can say it: I'M BATMAN!!!! Haha, life is sweet!
Ciao for now!