, Posted on 7/31/2012 by
Ok so I lied in my last post, TODAY is actually the last "TVgasm Tuesday" in July. Sorry I don't know how to use a calendar; I was raised to believe they were the work of the devil so I usually just kind of guess what day it is. Also, please stop sending me hate mail about it. I can't tell you how many rude letters I've received (because I was also raised to believe that counting was satan's armchair. I know the analogies were a little weak but I was only 5-years-old, you know?). However, the important thing to remember is that we have ONE more "TVgasm Tuesday" of July and it's happening RIGHT NOW. SEIZE THE DAY.
In TVgasm's original animated series Mornin' Time, your favorite sassy Southern anchorwoman Quinnifer LeBah keeps you up to date on the latest fashion trends. Guess I have to go get myself some pencil skirts now.
Do you love dancing? Do you love stars? Do you love watching Joey Fatone try to pull off that weird goatee thing he's had forever? I'm assuming you love all of those things, and if so get excited, because Dancing With The Stars just announced the cast for next season. Go to TVgasm for the details!
Honestly, it's hard to watch most Bravo shows without getting a little catty with your friends, and TVgasm totally gets that. If you can't be with your own friends though, listen to Tvgasm's Watch What Crappens podcast for the latest news, and some added sass
Remember: If Joey Fatone can have the same beard for 47 years, you can wear the same pencil skirt for at least a week