Pre-teen boys nationwide celebrated when they heard that the fifth Scary Movie was coming today. You'd think America would be tired of this 13 years old dead horse being beaten, but here we are. Without further ado, I present a full length review of the Scary Movie 5 trailer (so you don't have to watch it, because lesbihonest here, you should spend your time doing almost anything else)
Woah. Lindsey Lohan
And Charlie Sheen together?
And if you have some kind of haiku fetish, here's a bonus
Scary Movie 5?
More like bury me alive?
Am I right, ladies?
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