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Live* from New York... it's TVgasm Tuesday! This week, for some reason, almost every piece of news somehow deals with SNL alumni, so let's find out together how many SNL jokes I can fit into this post (my guess is zero jokes, maybe ONE joke at the most, so don't get your hopes up). First up, arguably the most loved SNL alumna, Tina Fey, talked with GQ Magazine about her new movie, Admission, and, also arguably, stole my heart. 

Reports surfaced that SNL head writer Seth Meyers may be in line to take over Jimmy Fallon's late night slot, though this decision is based on the assumption that Fallon will be  take over for Leno, and that Leno will peaceably leave the studio and not try to organize some kind of occupy protest. We already know Will Ferrell and Kristin Wiig are working together on Anchorman 2, but did you know they may be working on an indie comedy called Welcome to Me? I didn't know that, but I'm ready to throw all of my money at a movie screen in order to watch it. Sorry guys, those SNL jokes really got away from me, I'm not a machine; I'm not a magician! Let's see what TVgasm has for us:

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Are you following Amanda Bynes on Twitter? Honestly, you should follow her because she has produced some quality content and I can't wait to see what's in store for her future! Click to read some of the highlights!

There's a lot of B.S. floating around out there: The Kardashians, Tim Tebow... so much that I can't keep track of all the malarkey. Let TVgasm help you navigate through it all by featuring the "B.S. of the Day!" Click here to watch.

Remember: No matter what Amanda Bynes tweets at you (*cough Drake cough*, DON'T try to murder her lady parts. It's a trap!

Tweet me your best Amanda Bynes impression @Sam_the_stone

*Not at all live in any way

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1. My boys in Such Gold just released their first music video for their song Two Year Plan . So happy to see my dudes making moves.

2. Paul Rudd and Tina Fey are in a new movie together called Admission which looks adorable, not unlike the two of them.

3. Who doesn't like five clips of Sonic Youth from 1985? If the answer is you then I suggest you immediately stop reading this blog because we aren't friends anymore.

4. I love the Muppets. I love Steve Martin. This buzzfeed article is the greatest!

5. I just realized Kate Upton is on the cover of Italian Vogue and the fact that she even exists is literally unfair.

Happy Turkey eating! Let me know how your meal was @MrChrisDonahue

The Andy Griffith Show is on Netflix. You guys should watch it because I assume that is what heaven is like.

1. People watched 1 billion hours of Netflix last month which is the equivalent to having 2,473,716.76 Mark Malkoff's.

2. Have you ever watched Mystery Team on Netflix? Childish Gambino just dropped a new mixtape on the Fourth of July which features Tina Fey and RZA. 

3. Speaking of RZA and movies, both of which I've talked about already, RZA's new movie trailer was just released and it is awesome!

4. There's going to be a fourth season of East Bound & Down which is the most American thing I've ever heard. 

5. Doug Benson's Smug Life album came out and I wrote a review about it.

It is really hot outside right now so I haven't left my air conditioned apartment today. SUMMER! Tweet me @MrChrisDonahue

It's another TVgasm Tuesday, and just in time, too! I mean for one thing, The Golden Globes happened, and Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were perf as expected. Bill Clinton showed up, so you know it was an awesome party. Justin Timberlake released a new song (from his album which will be dropping later this year) called Suit and Tie, and no one really knows how to feel about it. Finally, and this one may be the biggest deal of all, NBC leaked the first half episode of the new season of SMASH, you can watch it here, and then tell me what you think. Personally, I'm a big fan of Jennifer Hudson singing loudly AND Jeremy Jordan's arms, so overall I was pretty happy with it. Let's see if anything TVgasm has can top Jeremy Jordan's heart-melting arms...

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Did you see that kind of awkward moment at the Golden Globes where someone made fun of Taylor Swift, and she kind of looked like she was going to cry? What's that? Oh, just that she ALWAYS looks like she's going to cry? Maybe some advice from TVgasm could help her out.

The original pop-star trainwreck mess, Britney Spears, has some sad news to share, and unfortunately it is not that she's following in the steps of her diva nemesis LiLo by starring in a Lifetime movie. Click to find out what happened.

I'm sure you've heard a lot about the new Kardashian baby, but has anyone actually taken the time to interview the fetus to see what his (her?) opinion is on all of the controversy? TVgasm took the initiative, and found a way to get this baby to write a blog post. Check it out!

Remember: If Justin Timberlake forces you to listen to his new single in front of him, just smile and nod and tell him it sounds like he finally "found his voice" or something nonsensical like that. Singers love that.

Tweet me all your unruly opinions! @Sam_the_stone

Welcome to another TVgasm Tuesday (on Wednesday. It's my editor's fault. [ed. note: mea culpa!]). I'm gonna try to keep this short because we have a lot to talk about. I guess we should talk first about last Saturday's SNL. Justin Timberlake hosted for the fifth time, and, I don't want to oversell it, here, but it was the best thing to ever happen to the world. In less exciting news, you can now go on a cruise with Weezer. Yeah, I had to read it a few times too. I guess you just go on a cruise and Weezer is there and they play songs, and you pretend it's the mid-90's and talk about the Olsen twins and the musical RENT (those are 90's things right?). 

Do you guys remember a few months ago when NBC was in talks to create a spin-off from The Office based on Dwight's beet farm? Yeah I wasn't too crazy about it, either, and NBC never actually made it... BUT, apparently this week's episode of The Office is supposed to introduce the entire Schrute family. I guess what I'm saying is, go read this article and then tweet me things about The Office this Thursday. Also, Mad Men's season 6 promo posters are out, and you can click here to have HuffPo overanalyze it for you!

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Joan Rivers is well-known as the busiest woman in Hollywood (or wherever she lives. New York? A gas station?), and she's at it again with her new web series. Click here to get the details. 

Did you guys hear about the Tina Fey/Amy Poehler/Taylor Swift triangle of animosity? No?! Check out TVgasm to get the details. Taylor Swift, why couldn't you have just written a song about this and saved us the trouble... trouble... trouble! You all have such rhymeable names!

There's been a lot of drama surrounding ABC's The View recently, and ABC has finally  revealed that one of the ladies will be leaving? Which one? I couldn't tell you, but as long as it's not Whoopi, everything is fine. I can't start my day off without those Crocs.

Remember: One day Joan Rivers will revert back to her natural form: a crocodile skin purse, and on that day I'll be standing here with a smile and an aggressive "I told you so"

Tweet me your deepest darkest secrets @Sam_the_stone

It's another TVgasm Tuesday, and if you somehow don't know, the SAG awards happened. Check out the red carpet highlights here, and definitely make sure you watch the best acceptance speech of the night by (shocker) Tina Fey. I laughed. I cried. It was only a minute long, but it was an emotional roller coaster. 30 Rock airs its series finale this Thursday, so this was just a little taste of wha'ts to come. Don't be surprised if I'm an emotional wreck next Tuesday. It was formally announced that J.J. Abrams will be directing the new Star Wars movie, and the internet is PISSED. The "Jar Jar Abrams" jokes have already started, and I think it's safe to say that we're in for some pretty lewd gifs in the weeks to come. In unsurprising news, Frank Ocean wants to bring charges against Chris Brown after the "alleged" incident, officially making Chris Brown a [REDACTED] in the eyes of the public. Let's see what TVgasm has for us

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If you liked Tina Fey's Bossypants, get excited, because Amy Poehler has reportedly signed a book contract, herself. Now, I don't want to hyperbolize how excited I am, but I will be using this book as my new Bible when it's finally published. Click to read all the deets at TVgasm!

Well, if writing TVgasm has taught me anything, it's that for every piece of great work that is set to be created, there is an equally terrible thing that has been greenlit. It's Newton's third law of whatever or something. So when I heard about this terrible new talk show, I can't say I was surprised just deeply deeply disappointed. 

Have you been watching Top Chef? If you HAVE been watching, you probably know that there are a few people who could use some well-intentioned advice, or even some advice that is NOT well-intentioned. TVgasm is here to offer some (possibly not so) well-intentioned advice.

Remember: There's no shame in weeping openly at your own television.

Tell me what those crazy Real Housewives are up to at @Sam_The_Stone

Welcome, once again, to TVgasm Tuesday! I have some very good news and some very, very bad news for you guys. First, the good news (actually two pieces of good news): Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are for sure hosting the Golden Globes this year, so I can die happy AND Beyonce is for sure performing at the Super Bowl halftime show, which is probably the thing that will kill me. I don't really know how to break the bad news to you guys. You know when you see someone on the street, and you're like "Oh God I would hate to ever see that person having sex", and….well I guess what I'm trying to say is Hulk Hogan released a sex tape, which I can now add to the list of things I hate more than global warming and racists. Ok, try to stop barfing, and let's see what TVgasm has for us

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If there's one thing we don't need on this earth it is more celebrity offspring. At some point they have to just run out of random nouns to name their children right? Space-heater? Scissors? Are we going to keep pretend these are appropriate names, America? Click to find out which celeb is thinking about children.

Who doesn't scream "SHUT UP" at their TV while watching Bravo shows? I know I do, and so does TVgasm. Read this weeks Watch What Happens Recap because who knows Maybe Jill Zarin will finally figure out what it is she's trying to say with all that talking.

Have you heard about Lindsay Lohan's new movie "Liz & Dick"? She's scheduled to be interviewed by Barbara Walters to promote the movie, and TVgasm has the full story. I assume by "interview" it means Babs and Linds will share a few bong rips and reminisce about the 90's (the Walters-Lohan golden years)

Remember: Don't, under any circumstances, watch Hulk Hogan's sex tape. This isn't even a joke, I'm just trying to save you, Internet.