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  • The Night Feed

    Jimmy and Mario Cook For You!

    When I think of Jimmy Kimmel the word "swell" comes to mind.  As in, "That Jimmy Kimmel sure seems like a swell guy!"  And this video proves it.  See what happens is, Jimmy and the world-renowned chef and international sex symbol Mario Batali decide to find a stranger on the street and then go to their house and cook a meal with whatever is in that person's fridge.  This does indeed happen, and a lovely afternoon then unfolds before your very eyes.


    I know cooking shows are so en vogue right now, but still, in spite of it all, I can't get enough of watching great chefs - great artists, really - put together dazzling dishes on camera.  There's a reason these shows are popular.  If I had the tenacity and the courage - if I had the stones! - I might try and become a cook, or open my own restaurant.  But I know how much hard work is involved, and I don't think I truly have the passion to get down and dirty, as it were.  Still, it would be fun.  Maybe one day after I make my billions in crude oil futures I'll open a nice little restaurant in the south of France with my loving Spanish wife, who I met while paragliding in the foothills of the Himalayas, high on peyote and white wine.


    So dig into the video and then maybe cook something for someone - maybe someone you love!  Live, love, and eat, baby!  Live, love, and eat.


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  • The Night Feed

    Ten Great Things About Thanksgiving

    Well, it’s almost here. Thanksgiving is really, really soon, you guys. To celebrate, I made a list of the best things about Thanksgiving. I’d like to share it with you now.


    10. Folksy holiday travel pieces on NPR. On the one hand, it’s like, we get it, traffic is crazy, but they’re kind of cozy and comfortable in that they happen every year and they’re sort of universally relatable.


    9. Martellini’s Sparkling Apple Cider. I’m technically allowed to drink alcohol now, but why would I ever want to drink anything but cider?


    8. Referring to pumpkin pie as “punkin’ pie” to be funny, but also old-timey and cute.


    7. Remembering all your family’s wacky Thanksgiving stories, like the time my weird cousins and their parents got in a massive, knock-down-drag-out fight over whether Disney’s Brother Bear was a good movie.


    6. Stuffing. ‘Nuff said.


    5. Christmas music on the radio, because even if you’ve already been wearing out your holiday playlist for a month on Spotify, who cares, it’s officially Christmas music season!!!


    4. Watching the Macy’s Parade while eating some sort of yummy breakfast food your mom made (cinnamon rolls!) and getting a head start on that sweet, sweet sparkling cider consumption.


    3. The Charlie Brown balloon. He’ll never kick that football, will he?


    2. Spending the day with your family and/or chosen family, if you’re lucky enough to do so.


    1.     Third Leftovers, which is where you just fill a bowl with mashed potatoes, put a spoonful of everything else on top, and smash it all in your mouth at once while watching Miracle on 34th Street/It’s a Wonderful Life/Elf.


    Happy T. Gives, everybody!

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  • The Night Feed

    Top Ten Candy Picks!

    What did you do with your hurricane? I can tell you what I did: I made a video counting down my Top Ten Candy Picks for HALLOWEEN!

    Are you so excited to trick or treat tonight? You should dress up like Batman or whatever! Watch my new video, it's a spooktacular day for HALLOWEEN!

    Seriously though guys, be safe out there and watch my video! It's at the bottom of this post! And make sure you don't get any razorblades in your candy!

    If you think you have better candy picks than the ones in my video prove it by tweeting at me, Internet! @MrChrisDonhaue



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  • Wainy Days

    Be An Angel Today!

    Are you aware that today's (fake) national holiday is Be An Angel Day? Well, it is! So be an angel (like Henry and Mike), and treat people with the respect and compassion they need.

    For example:

    How's life guys? Pretty lame, huh? You know what? It's never going to get any better. It's always going to be a roller coaster of good AND bad times, so deal with it. You know what you can do to make it better for yourself and everyone around you? BE AN ANGEL!!! 

    Life Tip from Chris Donahue: Be An Angel Every Day!

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  • TVGasm

    TVGASM TUESDAY

    It's another TVgasm Tuesday, and if you somehow don't know, the SAG awards happened. Check out the red carpet highlights here, and definitely make sure you watch the best acceptance speech of the night by (shocker) Tina Fey. I laughed. I cried. It was only a minute long, but it was an emotional roller coaster. 30 Rock airs its series finale this Thursday, so this was just a little taste of wha'ts to come. Don't be surprised if I'm an emotional wreck next Tuesday. It was formally announced that J.J. Abrams will be directing the new Star Wars movie, and the internet is PISSED. The "Jar Jar Abrams" jokes have already started, and I think it's safe to say that we're in for some pretty lewd gifs in the weeks to come. In unsurprising news, Frank Ocean wants to bring charges against Chris Brown after the "alleged" incident, officially making Chris Brown a [REDACTED] in the eyes of the public. Let's see what TVgasm has for us


    This Week:


    If you liked Tina Fey's Bossypants, get excited, because Amy Poehler has reportedly signed a book contract, herself. Now, I don't want to hyperbolize how excited I am, but I will be using this book as my new Bible when it's finally published. Click to read all the deets at TVgasm!


    Well, if writing TVgasm has taught me anything, it's that for every piece of great work that is set to be created, there is an equally terrible thing that has been greenlit. It's Newton's third law of whatever or something. So when I heard about this terrible new talk show, I can't say I was surprised just deeply deeply disappointed. 


    Have you been watching Top Chef? If you HAVE been watching, you probably know that there are a few people who could use some well-intentioned advice, or even some advice that is NOT well-intentioned. TVgasm is here to offer some (possibly not so) well-intentioned advice.


    Remember: There's no shame in weeping openly at your own television.

    Tell me what those crazy Real Housewives are up to at @Sam_The_Stone


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  • TVGasm

    Introducing TVGasm Tuesdays

    Do you love reality TV as much as I do? Probably not, but if your obsession is anywhere close to my own, our friends at TVgasm have you covered. As the new summer lineup of reality shows premieres, TVgasm is here for you to ensure you don't miss anything... and we at My Damn Channel are going to double down on that by ensuring you don't miss anything from TVgasm!

    This week:

    They checked in with a few of your (and my) favorite celebrity chefs to talk about their summer reality series. And it gets SPICY. (Pun INTENDED.)

    If you're more of a Real Housewives kind of person (and let's face it: who isn't?) check out TVgasm's ReDub videos of the RHOC for a more accurate reading of what the housewives are actually saying. (HINT: Not very much.)

    Last-- and BEST-- TVgasm has the scoop on everyone's favorite Toddlers and Tiaras contestant Alana, better known as Honey Boo Boo Child. She has her own spinoff this summer! I won't give away the name, but it is by far my favorite part of the whole concept.

    Remember: please watch reality television safely. Remember to bathe, eat and above all, yell at the tiny people inside your TV.

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  • The Night Feed

    Working For The Weekend

    What a week, what a week, indeed.

    1. Earl Sweatshirt (pictured, left) is free following a stint at a Samoan boys' school, and has dropped this new track, "Chum," which shows that not only has he still "got it," but he has only gotten better.

    2. Ted Danson was being awesome and spreading (hopefully true) rumors about a Bored to Death TV Movie.

    3. Mythbusters is going to mythbust (that's a legit verb, now, right?) Breaking Bad, which is kind of neat, even though I think mythbusting is kind of boring.

    4. If you guys like Boy Meets World, then you'll probably love Girl Meets World?!?! What?

    5. Oh right, and I don't know if you saw this or not but during Hurricane Sandy I made this video about my Top Ten Candy Picks!

    Earl is Free. All is right with the world. Tweet at me internet @MrChrisDonahue

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  • The Night Feed

    Top Five Worst Halloween Costumes

    With Halloween right around the corner, everybody is searching for the perfect getup. After extensive research, I've managed to pull together a list of the Top Five Worst Halloween Costumes You Could Wear This Season:

    1. Orange Inflatable Costume - "Hey guys, check out my costume. What am I? Uh... a giant, inflatable, faceless blob. Obviously".

    2. A Fried Egg - You'd think a fried egg costume would be a clever pun or reference to a movie. Nope. It's literally just a tunic with a huge friend egg on it. The website recommends having your signifigant other dress up like bacon and going as a couple which is literally the only way I can think to make this costume worse.

    3. Skull Commando Costume (pictured left) - Am I missing something? A sunglasses-wearing skeleton with a machine gun who's wearing a keffiyeh and also... he's British? I thought this must've been a character from a video game but in actuality it's just the brainchild of a costume designer who hasn't slept in three days.

    4. Oversized Punk Zombie Teen - "We only have three minutes to make this costume! Quick, throw out the first four words that come to your mind!"

    5. Garden Gnome Baby Costume - Wait, this one is actually pretty awesome. Look how f*cking cute that is! Ok, I gotta find a crappy kids costume. How about a Popeye costume? Even more adorable! Damnit!

    Got more? Tell me @petersoncinema. Or maybe don't tell me and spare me the horror.

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