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Inspired by Tupac's triumphant posthumous return to the performance stage at Coachella this weekend, we polled our fellow My Damn Channel employees to find out what other celebrities we'd like to see come back to life in holographic form:

1. Whitney Houston - Obviously. Come on. We need to bring her back as a hologram long enough to do proper promotion for "Sparkle." And long enough for us to ask her for the truth about Ray J. Obviously.

2. Heath Ledger - We all know we'd rather see his "Joker" return instead of Anne Hathaway's "Catwoman" surface.

3. Gene Wilder - Oh. Wait. Not dead. Moving on.

4. Sir Alec Guinness - We're not even going to explain it to you.

5. Steve Jobs - We need him back in holographic form to tell us how to make the holographic form more elegant and easier to use. And then to tell us exactly how much more money we're willing to pay for the new hologram technology as opposed to the perfectly good but slightly-less-sexy regular hologram technology.

6. Donnie Hoyle - Wait... what?

Who'd we miss?

You guys, it's a super important day today... it's Tupac's Birthday! Hologram joke, am I right? Oh... right... it's Father's Day too! I guess that's kind of important. 

1. I can't say that my dad has ever been tasered by anyone for me but I'm pretty sure he would let himself be tasered if I needed him to! Thanks, Dad!

2. You know what other kind of relatives are cool? Cousins! It just so happens that my roommate's cousin is the one, the only Mike O'Malley. I've been asking him to bring over the Aggro Crag but he won't.

3. You know what would be a better gift than the Aggro Crag? How about a Bored to Death movie!!! Add this to the list of tv show movies that I can't wait to see with Arrested Development and Party Down.

4. I don't know if I've made it obvious enough to you guys, but I really like Louis C.K.. I was thrilled to see The 'Louie' Map of New York, since I happen to LIVE in New York and now I can go to all of these places and re-enact scenes from the show. Anyone feel like riding the ferry to follow a bully home to Staten Island with me?

5. When I become a father someday (probably by accident) I will make sure my kid never has boogers and that he won't be a ginger because both of those things are gross.

Dads, Sports, and Tupac. Enjoy your day!

Here are some things you might do in honor of 4/20 (which is just a date that a lot of people seem to like and we're never sure exactly why):

1. See the new Bob Marley Documentary that's in theaters today.

2. Learn the history of how 420 became so "special."

3. Find something to eat because, damn, you've got the munchies.

4. Go see "Think Like A Man" but, you know, only after you've eaten the brownies.

5. Go ask an evil genie for something. Yeah, okay, this one's a stretch but only four things seemed weak. Also, evil genies are BOSS.

May Tupac's hologram ghost be with you (because we bet even hologram Tupac still likes to smoke.)