Today, I set out to write a blog post about how I hate Halloween but when I sat down and began writing I realized that isn't true. I like Halloween. I like candy. I like spooky movies. What I hate is dressing up for Halloween!
Costumes are stupid. Sure, if you're going to a really cool party that insists you wear a costume that's neat but that hasn't been the case since college, at least for me. Maybe I'm a loser or maybe I just don' seek it out but either way, if I'm wearing a costume you can trust that it's going to be something really stupid.
I have my reasons for not wanting to dress up and here they are:
1. I'm broke as a joke!
I don't have enough money to spend on some elaborate Halloween costume that I'm going to wear once and someone is probably going to spill beer on. I just can't bring myself to waste money on something so stupid.
2. Too much baggage!
Not the emotional kind but just walking around with any sort of bullshit attached to you is annoying. That's why if I'm forced to wear a costume it MUST be normal clothing.
3. I'm not in College anymore!
I'd rather sit home by myself and watch scary movies on Halloween then dress up, go out to a bar, and hang out with strangers who are dressed up like weirdos!
I HATE FUN!