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David Wain's movie Wanderlust is available on Blu-Ray and DVD today.

You should buy it because

1) It's hilarious.

2) Paul Rudd is in it and we all know how you feel about Paul Rudd.

3) It's where Jennifer Aniston met Justin Theroux and now they're all loved up so if you watch it, it's kind of like you introduced them.

4) One of the extras is a special episode of Wainy Days, which you can preview here.

5) David would like you to buy it.

6) Once, David couldn't go to The Little Rock Film Festival so I got to go, and it was a crazy good time (Little Rock! Yes! So many amazing people, talented and creative filmmakers, even a riverboat cruise! Who knew?!) so I'm kind of in his debt and you can help me repay it by buying this movie.

7) I just gave you way too much information.

We know you're wondering what movie to see this weekend. The Lucky One, Magic Mike, Think Like a Man, Chimpanzee, The Bob Marley Documentary... so many options.

How to choose?

Modern Primate hasn't seen any of these movies, but they've watched all the trailers! Therefore, they're totally and absolutely qualified to pass judgment on each of these films.

Judging Movies Based Solely On Their Trailers.

Oh, don't get all huffy, you do it, too.

Remember when David Wain tweeted that you should mark your calendars for April 30th? And you were all, "Okay, David! I did! Now what?!"

We also suggest you tune into My Damn Channel LIVE today at 4pm ET because David Wain is going to be on-- doing a musical number!-- and he's going to tell you ALL ABOUT what's happening on April 30th and why you marked your calendar!

And apparently you do whatever David Wain tells you to do, anyway.

"Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters" comes out today, and to get you guys excited about it, I watched the trailer, and "wrote" a review of it. I don't know if it actually qualifies as writing a review if it's a total of seventeen syllables, but here we are.

There's so many guns!

Isn't this a kids' story?!

Please don't make me go.

Tweet me your hopes and dreams @Sam_the_Stone

In today's fast-paced world we don't have time to watch an entire movie trailer! Don't worry: I watched the Beautiful Creatures trailer and compressed all my thoughts into 17 syllables for you. Catch Beautiful Creatures in movie theaters February 13th. Or don't. I'm not your mom; do whatever you want.

This girl's dramatic

Oh shit can she do magic?

The south is scary

Tweet me your unpopular political opinions @Sam_the_stone

There's been some commotion on the internet with the release of Spring Breakers, a new movie starring James Franco, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and several other pretty teenage girls I've never heard of. I'm not going to tell you to see this movie or not, but I'll give you a few highlights from the trailer and let you make an informed decision:

James Franco. Moustache.
Girls in bikinis shooting
Spring break forever

Oh what the hell I'll give you a bonus haiku:

Disney Channel stars,
How can you do this to me?!
Right in the childhood.

Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, feel free to tweet me your answers at @Sam_The_Stone