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1. The Olympics are over. The USA had more medals than any other country. The closing ceremony felt like one really long Annie Lennox video, which was actually pretty fun, until we learned that Great Britain considers Jessie J a national treasure, which, frankly, is really disappointing.

2. The Jeremy Renner era of the Bourne franchise was compelling enough to knock The Dark Knight Rises from the top spot in the weekend box office.

3. Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux got engaged! Finally, America's favorite spinster can be really really really really really happy. On another note, we assume that since their romance heated up on the set of Wanderlust, David Wain must be really good at helping people find true love. We smell a matchmaking reality series!

4. Miley Cyrus cut off all her hair! Well, not all of it, just most of it. And it's platinum blonde! I can't be the only one who hopes this is all part of her master plan to get a Legend of Billie Jean remake greenlit.

5. Shark Week 2012 started on Sunday! And Shark Week is 25 years old! You'd think that by now people would be tired of Shark Week, but, no. People love sharks. Except for people who have galeophobia- a word we learned in an episode of Daily Grace. The more you know!

This week on My Damn Channel LIVE:

Monday: Beth welcomes you back to your work week (sorry), so you'll tune in to watch since you'll need a break at 4pm ET anyway.

Tuesday: Justin Halpern, author/creator of "Sh*t My Dad Says".

Wednesday: Steve Rannazzisi, star of FX's The League AND our very own Daddy Knows Best. We plan to ask him how he really feels about babies in strip clubs.

Thursday: Daily Grace welcomes Chris Crocker, most infamous for being a Britney Spears stan, to the studio! He has done a lot of different projects since then, but we MIGHT still ask him about which waterproof mascara he wishes he wore in that video. UPDATE: Chris Crocker had to reschedule so he won't be on Thursday's show! But you still get Daily Grace so we know you'll be fine.

Friday: Beth Of The Week! Beth will recap the best parts of the week! We already predict this will be our favorite episode because it will mean that the work week is over. Not that we don't love all of you, we just love sleeping in on Saturdays more.

1. Hurricane Sandy. The Frankenstorm. It will affect millions of people along the East Coast. Are you in the path of the storm? It's scary, for sure. But you still shouldn't be alerting the authorities to the fact that you plan on coping during the hurricane with illegal substances. Come on, now, y'all.

2. The San Francisco Giants won the World Series! They swept the Detroit Tigers to become the 2012 World Series Champions. And then there was rioting. Because nothing says "I'm so happy we won!" like climbing on buses and lighting things on fire.

3. Joss Whedon decided to come out in support of Mitt Romney AND the impending zombie apocalypse.

4. Argo was finally the top film at the box office this weekend. It only took three weeks!

5. Lindsay Lohan tried to invite Lady Gaga to our friend Tyler Oakley's live chat over the weekend. How fetch!

Photo: Scott Rovak, USA

This post is coming a little later than usual because we had a big premiere this morning. And then I became distracted and had to drink some Cirroc because of all the submliminal overt messaging.

1. Isaac! It delayed the start of the Republican National Convention! Hey, does anyone remember when Michele Bachmann said hurricanes were a punishment from God? Actually, does anyone even remember Michele Bachmann?

2. The Expendables 2 took the top spot at the box office again this weekend. Who knew that senior citizens had so much endurance? (Yes, I will write a senior citizens joke every week that this movie wins the weekend.)

3. Ryan Lochte's sister is racist! Or maybe she isn't. Whatever. I think we can all agree that all Lochtes should just remain silent at all times.

4. Sunday was "Go Topless" Day. I guarantee you that none of your favorite celebrities took part. The picture above is from Gothamist and is of all the creepy guys who totally missed the point.

5.  "Call Me Maybe" has now invaded the U.S. Open. Resistance is futile. Carly Rae Jepsen is officially our Borg queen.

Dear Lolo Jones,

To be honest, the only thing I know about the Olympics is the old Track and Field game for the NES, so naturally I did not know anything about you.  Fortunately, thanks to Daily Grace's Lolo Jones Song, now I do!

When I first heard about your story of the Beijing Olympics, I was inspired.  Not because you failed, but because you picked yourself up and continued to pursue your dreams.  This is how I believe all of life's hurdles (heh, see what I did there?) should be handled. 

Lolo, if you learn one thing from this letter, please let it be that no matter what you do in today's finals, you will always be the light in our Team Champions of Light. 

Sincerely,
Brandon

DailyGrace and Arnold Schwarzenegger, together at last.  I can't believe it took this long to happen.  I mean, when I think of Arnold I think of three things: 1) Commando 2) Predator and 3) Grace Helbig.  Why?  Don't question me! 

You might have heard of YouTube's first-ever "Comedy Week," but if you haven't it's basically a celebration of all things funny, featuring My Damn Channel's goddess of all things internet, DailyGrace.  There are countless other YouTubers involved - all your faves - and Arnold is promoting it in this video.  Check it out, and read more from The Comic's Comic.  

I'll be back.

@DannyMoney

Hey America, thanks for voting!

No matter which candidate you were gunning for I'm sure we can all agree on one thing: we're happy the election is over. That and the fact that Donald Trump is an irrelevant knucklehead.

Now we can all focus on the important issues like fixing the economy and making comedy videos... and water jetpacks!

@Petersoncinema