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We know you're wondering what movie to see this weekend. The Lucky One, Magic Mike, Think Like a Man, Chimpanzee, The Bob Marley Documentary... so many options.

How to choose?

Modern Primate hasn't seen any of these movies, but they've watched all the trailers! Therefore, they're totally and absolutely qualified to pass judgment on each of these films.

Judging Movies Based Solely On Their Trailers.

Oh, don't get all huffy, you do it, too.

"Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters" comes out today, and to get you guys excited about it, I watched the trailer, and "wrote" a review of it. I don't know if it actually qualifies as writing a review if it's a total of seventeen syllables, but here we are.

There's so many guns!

Isn't this a kids' story?!

Please don't make me go.

Tweet me your hopes and dreams @Sam_the_Stone

The end times are near. I can feel it.

1. Conan O'Brien wrote this piece for Vanity Fair's comedy issue, which had Judd Apatow as its guest editor.

2. Animated GIFs are pretty neat. Look at this pretty neat gif based on the new album by Thom Yorke's (pictured, left) band Atoms for Peace.

3. Kevin Smith has decided his final movie will be Clerks 3, and I don't know how I feel about that.

4. Bill Murray made one of the best talk show entrances of all time. It was awesome.

5. Dan Klein has been killing it with these videos, lately.

I really hope we don't all die on December 21st! I have so many plans for New Year's! @MrChrisDonahue

Oh, man, you guys, so much stuff happened this week! It was nuts!

1. Demetri Martin has a new stand up special and I got to see it early because I am unique!

2. Ben Kronberg is the guest on my friends Ramsey Ess and Adam Maid's podcast Wonderful, Thanks this week.

3. Some guys are ridiculous and this Reddit thread proves that.

4. Guess what else is amazing about Reddit?! When Aziz Ansari does an AMA!!!

5. Hey Julia, do you want to see The Promise Ring (and Mike Kinsella) cover an Adele song I don't know the name of? Good.

Have a great week! The weather feels like school is starting but I haven't been in school for two years, so, that's weird.