The Night Feed
, Posted on 11/5/2013 by
"Hello, I am DannyMoney. Would you like to make love to me?"
That's what I would be saying if I were in a Woody Allen film, as this supercut shows us. Man, what a Lothario Woody was! Even when he's writing for other actors he's still bringing the heat; still bringing the romance; all with that endearing, self-deprecating, one-of-a-kind Woody Allen sense of humor we all love so much. Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands!
Most of all, this supercut makes me want to leave work and just watch Woody Allen movies all day long - possibly call in sick for the rest of the week and watch his entire oeuvre. Hey, you know what? Why don't YOU just do it? If you're reading this right now at work, quit your job, blow your savings on Woody Allen DVDs and watch them all, straight through, until you've finished.
And then do it again. And again. And again. Make love to Woody's films. Do it.