, Posted on 12/11/2012 by
Happy TVgasm Tuesday/ 3rd night of Hanukkah/Finals Week/Week in preparation for a million Christmas specials on TV! What's that? You want to see country music stars try to dress nice for an awards show? That's so weird you would say that because the American Country Awards just happened, and here are some pictures! Formal note to male country music stars: you are at a damn awards show, and if women have to wear heels, you can wear something more dressy than black jeans. I'm talking to you, Keith Urban. You are a mess.
You know it's a slow news week when literally every news source talks about a fucking monkey in fucking Ikea. Regardless, go look at this monkey. It's wearing a coat. Like, a human coat, but it's a MONKEY!!!! IT'S AN ANIMAL WEARING PERSON CLOTHES, LIKE IT THINKS IT'S SOME KIND OF PERSON!!!! Let's see if TVgasm has anything that can top this monkey who is now more famous than I will ever be:
Are you in the mood for some sass? That's crazy, me too! Let's go watch this Project Runway Recap together and eat cookie dough and braid each others hair and make friendship bracelets!
Wendy Williams needs to check herself before she wrecks herself, because she is on the road to getting assassinated by Beyoncé's secret police squad, also known as her backup dancers and Jay-Z. Click to see what she said about the Queen B.
Listen, I know you've been hearing a lot about Lindsay Lohan (mostly from me), but here's the thing: there is never too much news about Lindsay Lohan. Click to read the definitive "State of the Lohan" for yourself
Remember: Beyoncé knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone. That's why her riffs are so big, they're full of secrets. (Mean Girls? Anyone?)