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The end times are near. I can feel it.

1. Conan O'Brien wrote this piece for Vanity Fair's comedy issue, which had Judd Apatow as its guest editor.

2. Animated GIFs are pretty neat. Look at this pretty neat gif based on the new album by Thom Yorke's (pictured, left) band Atoms for Peace.

3. Kevin Smith has decided his final movie will be Clerks 3, and I don't know how I feel about that.

4. Bill Murray made one of the best talk show entrances of all time. It was awesome.

5. Dan Klein has been killing it with these videos, lately.

I really hope we don't all die on December 21st! I have so many plans for New Year's! @MrChrisDonahue

Oh, man, you guys, so much stuff happened this week! It was nuts!

1. Demetri Martin has a new stand up special and I got to see it early because I am unique!

2. Ben Kronberg is the guest on my friends Ramsey Ess and Adam Maid's podcast Wonderful, Thanks this week.

3. Some guys are ridiculous and this Reddit thread proves that.

4. Guess what else is amazing about Reddit?! When Aziz Ansari does an AMA!!!

5. Hey Julia, do you want to see The Promise Ring (and Mike Kinsella) cover an Adele song I don't know the name of? Good.

Have a great week! The weather feels like school is starting but I haven't been in school for two years, so, that's weird.

It's the freakin' weekend baby, I'm about to have me some fun!

1. Fred Durst openly admitted that Limp Bizkit is awful, which is pretty neat.

2. You know what music is better than Limp Bizkit? Made up lyrics for famous instrumental movie and tv themes!

3. Nightline did an interesting piece on Marc Maron.

4. Megan Mullally says there will probably, most likely, pretty surely since everyone else said it already, be a Party Down movie.

5. Megan Mullally's husband, Nick Offerman, is doing an amazing thing with his amazing mustache. It's all pretty amazing.

Listen to R. Kelly tonight and enjoy you're weekend!!!

We know you're wondering what movie to see this weekend. The Lucky One, Magic Mike, Think Like a Man, Chimpanzee, The Bob Marley Documentary... so many options.

How to choose?

Modern Primate hasn't seen any of these movies, but they've watched all the trailers! Therefore, they're totally and absolutely qualified to pass judgment on each of these films.

Judging Movies Based Solely On Their Trailers.

Oh, don't get all huffy, you do it, too.

Another week, another weekend - and another episode of Girls. That's how this life thing works you guys-- you work hard, you party hard, and then you watch fictional characters whine about their fictional lives on HBO. Didn't you know?

1. Speaking of Girls, did you see Henry Zebrowski of Murderfist  (pictured left) on this week's episode? It made the show about 100 times better. (The scene with two girls making out probably helped, too.)

2. I've been learning so much about the internet! Did you guys know that a meme is a thing? Did you know I made my first (and probably last) meme ever (which also happens to deal with Girls.)

3. Twitter is a thing that's on the internet too! Do you twitter? Marc Maron and Patton Oswalt twitter. Sometimes they twitter at each other before bed and it makes me giggle myself to sleep. 

4. When is the movie about how twitter was made coming out? What about the movie vaguely based on The Guiness Book of World Records? Yes, that's actually a thing now. Well I know this didn't technically happen for The Guiness Book of World Records but I hope it's included in the film. 

5. I don't know if you guys realized this but we make web series. It just so happens we didn't make this one but it's called Your Dad's Friends and I love it so watch it NOW!!!

Enjoy the rest of your weekend because of YOLO you guys. (The Internet!)