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Oh man you guys, Kim Kardashian posted a picture of her bikini body (oh boy) without the use of Photoshop and no one's eyes exploded. Is she nuts? Doesn't she realize that little girls all across the world look up to her and her fake cartoon body on the covers of these magazines? She's letting all these little girls think that it's okay to look the way God made you (how do I portray sarcasm on the internet?)!

It's okay though, I'm sure Donnie can help. He could add a cool tattoo to her body and that would probably fix everything. Tattoos fix everything Kim, didn't you know that? Tell Yeezy to get off his extremely motivated, hard working, talented ass to buy you're reality star self some new tats Kim. COME ON!

Tweet at me girl @MrChrisDonahue. Let's go swimming! (Wait... how long do you have to wait to go swimming after you get a tattoo?)

Inspired by Tupac's triumphant posthumous return to the performance stage at Coachella this weekend, we polled our fellow My Damn Channel employees to find out what other celebrities we'd like to see come back to life in holographic form:

1. Whitney Houston - Obviously. Come on. We need to bring her back as a hologram long enough to do proper promotion for "Sparkle." And long enough for us to ask her for the truth about Ray J. Obviously.

2. Heath Ledger - We all know we'd rather see his "Joker" return instead of Anne Hathaway's "Catwoman" surface.

3. Gene Wilder - Oh. Wait. Not dead. Moving on.

4. Sir Alec Guinness - We're not even going to explain it to you.

5. Steve Jobs - We need him back in holographic form to tell us how to make the holographic form more elegant and easier to use. And then to tell us exactly how much more money we're willing to pay for the new hologram technology as opposed to the perfectly good but slightly-less-sexy regular hologram technology.

6. Donnie Hoyle - Wait... what?

Who'd we miss?

This morning, we announced our slate of new shows for the year... some of which you've already started to watch, like Daddy Knows Best with Steve Rannazzisi and Workless from Brit McAdams.

We're also excited to announce some upcoming new shows like Save The Super Force from Sandeep Parikh and Gilbert Gets It from comedian's comedian Gilbert Gottfried.

You'll also see the return of some old favorites like Status Kill and Murderfist... and, yes, we've already seen how excited you all were when Donnie Hoyle brushed off his mouse and came out of hiding to give you more You Suck At Photoshop.

And OF COURSE you know that to to see each new episode of these series before anyone else, you have to watch My Damn Channel LIVE every day at 4 p.m. ET. And OF COURSE you know that because you're doing it already, and you chat with Beth in the comments, and you tweet at us during the show, and you're the bestest My Damn Channel fans ever and we know that you know that. Yes-- you should know that you're the bestest because it's true!

So get ready for more McMayhem, Jon Friedman Internet Program, Product Displacement, Linked Out and Co-op Of The Damned, get ready to meet Sing-A-Gram and Kicking Dan Out, and get ready to meet more amazing people on My Damn Channel LIVE...

...Like Retta from Parks and Recreation! She's our guest today on My Damn Channel LIVE, and not to give too much away, but we think you'll have a SMASHing time! (Too much giveaway or just enough?)