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Guys, 2013 is right around the corner and what better way to reflect on 2012 than a mash-up video starring all of your favorite YouTubers as major pop culture milestones for the year. You will laugh, you will cry, you will see bacon, and what’ s better than bacon? Oh…I know, just seeing our very own Grace Helbig!!!! Are you as excited as we are?! That’s a silly question, OF COURSE YOU ARE! Take a look at this incredible video, it will lift your entire life, seriously.

Dear Lolo Jones,

To be honest, the only thing I know about the Olympics is the old Track and Field game for the NES, so naturally I did not know anything about you.  Fortunately, thanks to Daily Grace's Lolo Jones Song, now I do!

When I first heard about your story of the Beijing Olympics, I was inspired.  Not because you failed, but because you picked yourself up and continued to pursue your dreams.  This is how I believe all of life's hurdles (heh, see what I did there?) should be handled. 

Lolo, if you learn one thing from this letter, please let it be that no matter what you do in today's finals, you will always be the light in our Team Champions of Light. 

Sincerely,
Brandon

Donald Trump came out with a video today calling Barack Obama the least transparent President in our nation's history. He announced that if Obama releases the records for his college admission and passport application that he would donate $5 million to the charity of the president's choosing. It's a tempting offer, but I think I have an even better one:

Dear Donald Trump, the American people have been wondering for decades what your hair is composed of. It is arguably the least transparent hairstyle ever perpetrated by a human being. Does that wiry coif stay up with hairspray? String? Pneumatic pumps? WELL, IS IT PNEUMATIC PUMPS?! THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DEMAND TO KNOW!

Mr. Trump, I would like to take this opportunity to make you an offer. I'm simply asking that you show Americans what your hair looks like wet. It's Pretty simple, just take a video or picture of yourself. It can be right after you get out of the shower (before your hourlong drying ritual), after you've ridden a waterslide, hell, you can even just use a spray bottle and get it a little bit moist. The American public is yearning to know what your hair looks like in its natural state.

If you do this, I will immediately write a check for $100 to the charity Locks of Love which is a great charity that provides hairpieces to financially disadvantaged children suffering from hair loss due to medical conditions. Unlike, you, Mr. Trump, I don't have a flowing mane of beautiful hair I can donate, so a financial contribution will have to suffice.

The ball is in your court, Trump!

Sincerely,
@petersoncinema

Grace is amazing. And I know that you know that. And I know that you know that I know that. But now EVERYONE knows that.

TIME Magazine is big. It's huge. It's an arbiter of taste whose authority both you AND your mom can agree on.

And we're so proud of Grace. Remember when she was just a wee girl vlogging anonymously on YouTube and the one day she read us a bedtime story and all of you were, like, "Who's that hot, funny girl?" And we said... it's, uh, Daily Grace. And now our girl's all growned up. And we're crying tears of joy. And of love. And because Grace made us laugh really, really hard.

We're going to spend all week counting down the Top 5 Daily Grace Fan Favorites, as selected by YOU, the people who pay attention to us on various social media outlets because Grace is on vacation and you're crying. Like, a LOT.

Daily Grace Fan Favorite Number 5:
"Sick Is Sexy"
Original Premiere Date: Friday, August 19, 2011

Highlights:
- Grace claims to be wearing no makeup in this video. The most common response to this is "OMG Y U SO PERFECT, GRACE???"

- The kind of tissue Grace treats herself to when she wants to splurge is "Puffs Plus Lotion!"

- A "stuffed clams" celebratory dance set to the music of ABBA.

Why Is It One Of Your Favorites?
As Facebook Fan Ryan Nutter puts it: "I like most all of them, but "Sick Is Sexy" is still my favorite. STUFFED CLAAAMS!!!"

What's Halloween without The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror? Well, if it weren't for Twilight, Halloween would be ABSOLUTELY NOTHING without it! You might as well put down your Goobers, shove those Sweet Tarts right up your butthole, and return that slutty zombie outfit to Party City, because Halloween ain't happening without some Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie.

Now, luckily for you and me, The Simpsons is still going strong; they're in their 24th season and just premiered Treehouse of Horror XXIII two weeks ago, so our buttholes will be candy free (or not…wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more).  

But my favorite Treehouse of Horror episode is XII. It premiered in the show's eighth season, back in 1996. It featured a great Bill Clinton/Bob Dole storyline that is all too poignant as Halloween AND the presidential election approach. In the short, aliens Kang and Kudos abduct Bill and Bob and then K and K pose as the politicians down on Earth, in order to gain power!!!!!!  There are so many gags and one-liners that have stuck with me from this episode since I first saw it, but my absolute favorite is when Bob and Bill are holding hands while walking down the street in order to share protein particles. Classic, just classic.

So, get the DVD or catch it on TV because this is a good one. And remember to vote in this year's presidential election, because if you don't, you won't be able to say things like this to your friends if things go horribly wrong.

@DannyMoney