ZehnKatzen

Member Since: 2/2/2008
Last Login: 9/1/2009

Gender: Male
Country: United States

About My Damn Self

Embittered unsuccessful graphic designer who's now just down to trying to monetize my self-loathing. Hey, baby needs a new pair of shoes. Also I'm neither a follower NOR a leader, which makes for awkward moments in my internal dialogues. As a matter of fact, I may be seeing someone behind my own back.<br/><br/>Hey, tweet me: I'm http://twitter.com/SJKPDX (@SJKPDX)

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Twenty thousand characters may not mean much to computers these days, but it's hell to type out, so here:

9 June 2009: A year full of Mondays and I'm still kicking. What does not kill me should have tried harder. PS: Tweet Me! I'm @SJPDX at Twitter. If I'm good enough for GraceNMichelle and SmokyBanjo, I'm good enough for you! Don't make me grovel any more!

Here's something for y'alls. Did you know that Portland, Oregon was built on an ancient unicorn burial ground? It troo! Here's our calling-card:

And unicorns have helped shape Portland's present history:

As well as our Police dept's past (not many know that the Portland Police Mounted Patrol began as the Portland Police Unicorn Patrol):

So there you go peoples. Portland+Unicorns=AWESOME!

Well, there's good news. my peoples. I am back in a reasonably updated computer. I have sold a bit of my services and collected donations and have myself back in a PowerMac G4 that is the equivalent of the computer that went blooey back on the 16th of November. That was a long month, let me tell you. Now, I need to get busy again finding work, and Mr Kris Coppieters gets a logo designed for him. Wish me luck.

My blog rocks. http://zehnkatzen.blogspot.com.
Please come, read, comment and link. Please. I'm so lonely ...

It's time for
HUMOR!

You see, it works on TWO levels! And $125 worth of Photoshop!

Today ... in the SMALL BOX ... Do you like the '80s prime-time soap Dallas? How about the '70s SF syndicated actioner Space:1999? Ever wondered what would happen if the two collided?

Well, take a look ... at this. Made by MyDamnSelf. Dallas ... to the tune of Space:1999

Hah!

Here's a bit of '80s for you ... in honor of what Rob uster do. Also, this is about the most awesome video the 80's produced.
I give you Icehouse ... Electric blue

ITEM! 18 June 2008, For general release: ZehnKatzen's E-list Internet notability confirmed as My Damn Channel features my own pick for the Big Box today. The video: The rather brilliand Raging Bullwinkle, from the Carnival of Stuff Channel Thank you, Grace, for extending me the honor. Why do I love My Damn Channel? Because MDC loves me back. And don't forget my motto: You Do What Grace Tells You To!.

We hear the Iranians are launching stuff:

That's $125 worth of Photoshop easy, y'alls.

Grace N Michelle have a question, ROFLCopters:

Just askin.

By effenfish on June 18, 2009, at 7:28PM PST who gave you the low-down that tits=awesome?
- By ZehnKatzen on June 18, 2009, at 7:32PM PST Michelle herself, yo! @smush21 on twitter. got the word right from the lady's keyboard!
- By SmokyBanjo on September 3, 2009, at 4:47PM PST Yeah i remember seeing that. Wish something else interesting would happen on twitter. The other Michelle said she wanted a penis, that was funny I guess.....(to have one that is... like as part of her anatomy....)
By effenfish on May 18, 2009, at 6:54AM PST we kept referring to you last friday 'cause mysterylectric had a long comment
- By ZehnKatzen on June 9, 2009, at 4:52AM PST Thanks, effinfish. I bet at least one or two of everyone was wondering where I've been
  
  Still kicking. In sports, they call it a "rebuilding year"
By Joe_MDCIntern on May 12, 2009, at 8:48AM PST great unicorn pictures. have you ever stumbled across the planet unicorn videos?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W0DXUJUZJk
- By ZehnKatzen on June 9, 2009, at 4:53AM PST Joe I'll go watch them now!
- By ZehnKatzen on June 9, 2009, at 2:21PM PST Actually, sadly, that video has been taken down at someone elses request. BOOO! Band unicorn h8ers!
By RobBarnett on May 10, 2009, at 2:53PM PST Dear Sir: it ain't a relaunch without you....you cool? you've been missed.
- By ZehnKatzen on June 9, 2009, at 4:55AM PST That's highly excellent of you, Rob. I'm sorry I've been away so long, and that's word.
By SmokyBanjo on April 20, 2009, at 10:25AM PST Where have you been Sam?(I can call you Sam right?)
I've missed your rambles! You've missed quite a lot of Daily Grace, shes started this new thing called Weekend Quest and you MUST catch up on it.
Theres new Grace'N'Michelle too and a new season has started but i assume you got the Damn news, Pilot Season! Its great.

Heres hoping we'll hear from you.....
- By ZehnKatzen on June 9, 2009, at 4:56AM PST Yep, I missed a lot. I really can't explain what's going on with me. I'm not terminally ill, I haven't got broken body parts. Maybe it's indigestion or something.
By effenfish on March 6, 2009, at 3:11PM PST i'm getting over some eye sugery. i can see where ill health at the wrong time (as if there was a right time) can complicate already complicated matters.

i think your plan to fall back and regroup is good. i wish you well, and look forward to seeing you post regularly again.
By effenfish on March 5, 2009, at 3:31PM PST where have you been, working?
- By ZehnKatzen on March 6, 2009, at 9:17AM PST Kind of. Not for any extra money.
  
  About the best way I can put it is that I'm going through some changes. Been ill, and while I'm still lucky enough to have a job, finances have been tight.
  
  Still need to find me a better paying job. Doing a *lot* of personal looking-over.
  
  Sadly, it means I've needed to take a break from some things, including MDC, but that, I'll tell you true, is only temporary. I couldn't do without MDC, Grace, Michelle, etc...
  
  Thanks for asking, dude. That's highly excellent of you.
  
  I hope life is treating you well.
By ZehnKatzen on September 3, 2008, at 6:41PM PST elloo too yoo too.
- By kakrami on September 3, 2008, at 7:51PM PST ahah
  hey, I added you. Accept it! ;)
- By ZehnKatzen on September 3, 2008, at 7:55PM PST Oh, okay, if I must. B-)
By kakrami on September 3, 2008, at 5:44PM PST elloo
By SmokyBanjo on August 7, 2008, at 8:45PM PST Actually i thought I had already friend requested you, ha ha ha what a pair we are!
(that might have sounded funnier if you were Irish, I don't know...)